[NicknamedBob]

"What do spiders have to do with it?"

Well, the way I figure it, they say "you are never far from a spider".

I'm not entirely sure what this means, but if they're talking evolution, I still need some spinnarets and increased strength.

And a few more eyes, just to be sure.

[NoCmpromiz]

On a nonrelated note, the Republican retaking of the Senate has altered the space-time continuum.

As proof look no further than the sports pages. The Cleveland Browns beat the Bengals 24-3 in Cincinnati...

[Tax-chick]

Bob, I just wanted you to know how secure and well-befriended I’ve been feeling today, knowing that a spider is never far away. Sometimes I feel alone, but now I know better!

[Clinging Bitterly]

It might be kind of fun to have 8 eyes and spinnerets.

I could do Spiderman stuff.

And keep an eye (or seven) out for Cat Woman.

The thing I always heard about spiders is you are never more than three feet away from a spider. And down here I believe it, and honestly there are more of them at the place in Oregon.

But, none of those are tarantulas.