If it wasn’t for the lack of thinking this time of night I would understand your reference to turn in to a penguin. But alas it late enough for me to have voluntarily given up full rational thinking. This makes it a perfect time to post on this thread. I am not sure what the Sirius cybernetics is but I know Sirius is a star and I read a book called psycho-cybernetic about what robots need to do pickup a glass of water and why plastic surgery to correct disfiguring scars doesn’t make some people feel better about themselves.
That’s pretty Sirius, alright.
This will help:
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", in a moment of reasoned lucidity which is almost unique among its current tally of five million, nine hundered and seventy-three thousand, five hundred and nine pages, says of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation products that "it is very easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of them by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all.
In other words – and this is the rock-solid principle on which the whole of the Corporation's Galaxywide success is founded – their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws." (thanks to Douglas Adams)
If you're trying to insult us, you'll have to try harder.
Just as sleep, with its nocturnal fantasies, restores one's daytime equilibrium, the Undead Thread, with its somewhat plausible establishment guidelines, restores one's basic understanding of the futility of man and his folly. This has a calming effect, generally.
Your visits here are therapeutic. We can accept plastic when you pay your bill.