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Posted on 10/08/2014 10:49:46 AM PDT by aardwolf46
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To: Gefn
That was...interesting.
LOL!
3,241
posted on
11/29/2014 7:33:53 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Since there is only one of me, does that make me endangered or a limited edition?)
To: Gefn
Dittos LOL! That be an evil Santa carrying nothing but styrofoam peanuts. Where's the food and presents?
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posted on
11/29/2014 7:47:26 AM PST
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
3,243
posted on
11/29/2014 8:26:23 AM PST
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: no-to-illegals; Monkey Face
I put out milk and cookies for Good Santa. Carrots for reindeer.
Evil Santa is not welcome. I might make an exception for Naughty Santa (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)
3,244
posted on
11/29/2014 9:56:31 AM PST
by
Gefn
(Yes Virginia, I still believe in Santa Claus)
To: moose07; skinkinthegrass; NoCmpromiz; All
3,245
posted on
11/29/2014 10:04:15 AM PST
by
Gefn
(Yes Virginia, I still believe in Santa Claus)
To: Gefn; skinkinthegrass; NoCmpromiz
To boldly cluck where no-one has clucked before...
This explains why the Voyager probe hit a big cloud of feathers as it passed Neptune. It was assumed a pigeon had hit the windshield.
No, it was a chicken returning after a five year mission.
Do not deny the fossil in the freezer its place in history, the chickens are watching!
3,246
posted on
11/29/2014 10:24:49 AM PST
by
moose07
(the truth will out ,one day. Barry is counter revolutionary ,Denounce him!)
To: moose07
When I went to bed last night I was thinking of something clever like the Martian turkeys mated with the dodos and that is why they went extinct.
I remember reading somewhere dodos tasted better than chicken.
It would also explain why they couldn’t fly anymore.
3,247
posted on
11/29/2014 10:30:25 AM PST
by
Gefn
(Yes Virginia, I still believe in Santa Claus)
To: Gefn
Lol, that could make for some entertaining dreams. :)
We are assuming that the Dodo went extinct...
Perhaps it just left the planet on a passing starship.
I would imagine anything tastes good after years on a 17th century ship.
Why the Dodo couldn't fly....oh ,tough one.
Good ferry services between the islands, perhaps.
This will need further thought.
3,248
posted on
11/29/2014 10:40:11 AM PST
by
moose07
(the truth will out ,one day. Barry is counter revolutionary ,Denounce him!)
To: Gefn
"It would also explain why they couldn’t fly anymore." Turkeys can't fly?
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
3,249
posted on
11/29/2014 11:01:15 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So was he lying to Hispanics when he said he couldn't do it before, or is he lying to all of us now?)
To: NicknamedBob
Is that one of the best TV episodes ever? It’s right up there with Chuckles the Clown.
3,250
posted on
11/29/2014 11:09:19 AM PST
by
Gefn
(Yes Virginia, I still believe in Santa Claus)
To: Monkey Face; Anoreth
That reminds me of Anoreth’s recurrent tagline: “It is not moth-eaten: it is superb!”
3,251
posted on
11/29/2014 12:56:37 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(R.I.P., Dad. Thanks for the lawyers, guns, and money.)
To: no-to-illegals
Wow, Alison is still improving in her interpretation. Great phrasing.
3,252
posted on
11/29/2014 12:58:38 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(R.I.P., Dad. Thanks for the lawyers, guns, and money.)
To: Gefn
Simon’s Cat gets what’s coming to him.
3,253
posted on
11/29/2014 1:09:01 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(R.I.P., Dad. Thanks for the lawyers, guns, and money.)
To: Tax-chick
3,254
posted on
11/29/2014 1:22:01 PM PST
by
Anoreth
(It is not moth eaten. It is superb.)
To: Anoreth
Oh, that makes sense.
How are you and Dog?
3,255
posted on
11/29/2014 1:23:07 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(R.I.P., Dad. Thanks for the lawyers, guns, and money.)
To: Tax-chick
3,256
posted on
11/29/2014 1:35:03 PM PST
by
Anoreth
(It is not moth eaten. It is superb.)
To: Anoreth
Have you sent an email (adequate) or a U.S. Mail letter (extra points) to your grandmother?
3,257
posted on
11/29/2014 2:38:31 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(R.I.P., Dad. Thanks for the lawyers, guns, and money.)
To: fanfan
It was Sally’s idea. “Good Sally” does stuff like this, and goes to Jamaica and takes care of handicapped babies. “Bad Sally” is the universe getting even with me for what I was like at 14.
But that’s nothing compared to the divergence between “good Tom” and “bad Tom.” Both of them are at Margaritaville in Orlando right now, according to his Facebook update, relayed by Elen (who’s always pretty much the same).
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posted on
11/29/2014 2:43:36 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(R.I.P., Dad. Thanks for the lawyers, guns, and money.)
To: Gefn
Darn ... looks like am going to be eating carrots ...
3,259
posted on
11/29/2014 5:54:58 PM PST
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: Tax-chick
Guess will always love hearing Alison sing. If the Angels don’t sing as sweetly as Alison am going to be disappointed.
3,260
posted on
11/29/2014 5:57:21 PM PST
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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