[Kenny Bunk]

Hold on, you two! I fear you are both lurching toward Political Incorrectness.

Before tarring and feathering anyone with Stockholm Tar (The Yacht-Club version of plain old Pine Tar), permit me to suggest a much more non-racist adhesive that dries or cures clear and at ambient temperature: good old Polyester Resin. Make sure you do not use inappropriately coloured feathers: Rhode Island Red? Out. Plymouth Rock? Out. White Domestic Turkey or Leghorn? In. (and particularly appropriate for Dingy Harry Reid)

Plus, the Resin and Feather treatment can be applied with a chopper-gun, meaning you could be done and outa there before the SWAT arrives. Good luck and gentil plumerai la tete.

[golux]

gentil plumerai la tete, is, of course, a "pleasant feathering of the head."

Je te plumerai la tete, pronounced the same would of course mean "I am going to scalp you."

Is it any wonder "Je t'aime" means

"I like you reasonably well"

and

"I am in love with you."

Is it any wonder our Founders adored the French?