Why yes, yes we do.
Just the other day, that guy that insists he drove Lincolns long before he was paid to drive them, drove through town and tried to fake a Texas accent, but we saw through it and I got him right on the top of his head with a rock.
Didn't hurt him, though, 'cause of all the grease he had in his hair.
Rock just slid right off.
Damn yankees always trying something new.
We know better...you can't fool us good ol' boys.
You sure the rock slid off the grease in the hair and not bounce of the thick skull? .. We Yankees take pride in being stubborn as mules ;)