Ebola! It's festive. It's like a parade with free buffet and jumping cheerleaders with pompoms and a band playing and a big silvery moon, with fireworks and party hats and streamers and cotton candy on a summer night by a glass-smooth lake as you hold the one you love in front of a roaring fire on a bearskin rug, while you overlook the mountains of Aspen from the deck of your expensive yacht. It's like getting on a magic carousel ride with real ponies and free chicken wings and cheesy chips with running beer fountains on a sunny cloudless day with beautiful music playing!
Kittens!
Clouds!
Bunnies!
1 posted on
10/05/2014 4:34:35 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
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2 posted on
10/05/2014 4:37:15 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
(First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.)
To: Lazamataz
My cat just puked, should I be quarantined?
3 posted on
10/05/2014 4:37:18 PM PDT by
palmer
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To: Lazamataz; neverdem; ProtectOurFreedom; Mother Abigail; EBH; vetvetdoug; Smokin' Joe; Global2010; ..
Bring Out Your Dead
Post to me or FReep mail to be on/off the Bring Out Your Dead ping list.
The purpose of the “Bring Out Your Dead” ping list (formerly the “Ebola” ping list) is very early warning of emerging pandemics, as such it has a high false positive rate.
So far the false positive rate is 100%.
At some point we may well have a high mortality pandemic, and likely as not the “Bring Out Your Dead” threads will miss the beginning entirely.
*sigh* Such is life, and death...
4 posted on
10/05/2014 4:37:24 PM PDT by
null and void
(If the wage gap were real, American companies would be hiring millions of women to save a buck)
To: Lazamataz
Anybody buying into the fear mongering over this deserves to be panicked.
6 posted on
10/05/2014 4:39:06 PM PDT by
arderkrag
(NO ONE IS OUT TO GET YOU.)
To: Lazamataz
How dare you ! You mention cheerleaders and don’t post any pictures ?
To: Lazamataz
8 posted on
10/05/2014 4:39:52 PM PDT by
Darksheare
(People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Lazamataz
Americans get to share in the Ebola experience with our African brothahs and sistahs! What a great time to be alive. Of course, the “experts” here say there is only a “low probability” that it will spread.
10 posted on
10/05/2014 4:40:13 PM PDT by
FlingWingFlyer
(Stop flooding our schools with unaccompanied illegal aliens. Do it for the children!)
To: Lazamataz
pRes_ _ent Obola: "Enjoy your October Surprise, America."
12 posted on
10/05/2014 4:40:58 PM PDT by
Diogenesis
(The EXEMPT Congress is complicit in the absence of impeachment)
To: TigerClaws; Michigander222; Hildy; Cyber Liberty; humblegunner; Eaker; TheMom; mylife; NYTexan; ...
Take a look at the effects that Ebola has and you will understand there is absolutely NOTHING to worry about!
14 posted on
10/05/2014 4:42:05 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
(First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.)
To: Lazamataz
Tissue is just paper and I never did play the organ.
16 posted on
10/05/2014 4:44:17 PM PDT by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: Lazamataz
I heard somewhere 0bola was going to change the country so we’d have hope.
21 posted on
10/05/2014 4:46:39 PM PDT by
jazusamo
(Sometimes I think that this is an era when sanity has become controversial: Thomas Sowell)
To: Lazamataz
In the hot zone book they also say some people bleed into their skin. The blood collects between their muscles but under their skin. They end up with large bags of blood under their skin.
25 posted on
10/05/2014 4:47:15 PM PDT by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: Lazamataz
I think there is serious and counterproductive hysteria on this site, but that said, there’d be a heck of a lot less if anybody felt that the US government had a policy and that the medical authorities were not politically motivated and actually knew what they were talking about and had a plan.
The thing that’s contributing to the hysteria is the clown show put on by US “health authorities,” combined with official lies and obfuscation that make Baghdad Bob look like George Washington.
And of course, no word from the Holy One Himself.
29 posted on
10/05/2014 4:50:40 PM PDT by
livius
To: Lazamataz
Destroy the brain. I hear a shot to the head works well.
To: Lazamataz
I’m not worried, I got a shop vac and a can of Lysol.
34 posted on
10/05/2014 4:52:45 PM PDT by
right way right
(America has embraced the suck of Freedumb.)
To: Lazamataz
Yeah, well guess what. I read a few lines and got freaked out so I am moving on.
36 posted on
10/05/2014 4:53:31 PM PDT by
inpajamas
(Texas Akbar!!!!!!!)
To: Lazamataz; Darksheare
Phew! Is that all the ebola does? And I thought it might be something serious!
Thanks for setting my mind at ease.
37 posted on
10/05/2014 4:53:40 PM PDT by
RKBA Democrat
(Truth does not depend on a majority vote)
To: Lazamataz
Thank You. I feel much better now.
Knowledge prevents panics. Now I can die calmly.
49 posted on
10/05/2014 4:59:25 PM PDT by
BitWielder1
(Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
To: Lazamataz
And DAL flight 467 arrived safely again this morning from Monrovia. A full 767 of vectors..!
51 posted on
10/05/2014 4:59:41 PM PDT by
cardinal4
(Certified Islamophobe..)
To: Lazamataz
The only thing wrong with this line is, we are being lied to on a non-stop basis by our leadership. They can’t begin to keep their stories straight.
I’m so dizzy....my head is spinnin’
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