I've only got you beat by a couple months, but man, it seems like I've been reading here forever.
I think I started lurking in about 2003, when I was a member of another conservative forum. Freeper Josh Painter used to post links back to FR on that site, which led me here.
I've been sick with the addiction ever since.
Usually in the last several years I just lurk and try to learn
Been blowing off steam the last few weeks
It just gets worse and worse