Hospital food is a subtle incentive for you to get better and get out. (I’m entitled to my delusions, aren’t I?)
lol The last time I was in the hospital, both the nurse and doctor asked me why I wasn’t eating anything. I said: “Have YOU tried eating any of that shit? It’s disgusting!”
Neither of them had ever tried it. I told them that inmates in prisons probably ear better.
After thinking about it, I came to the conclusion that a hospital is very similar to a prison(especially if you smoke). My wife and relatives had to smuggle in food for me. I kept a pack of smokes hidden inside of the paper towel dispenser in the public restroom down the hall, and had a secluded location out of site of the surveillance cameras where I could sneak and smoke without being caught. Geez.....