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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 09/26/2014 5:55:54 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Why did Holder resign?
Maybe he wants to hold office...or something?


Let's hope better days are ahead, nonetheless...


Stupid Things Eric Holder Has Said Or That Have Been Said About Him

Though this nation has proudly thought of itself as an ethnic melting pot, in things racial we have always been and continue to be, in too many ways, essentially a nation of cowards. ~ Holder

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At a time when our moral standing in the world has been weakened by a rubber stamp Justice Department that placed the Bush Administration above the law, we now need someone who is objective and independent. And, make no mistake, eric holder is independent. ~ Debbie Wasserman Schultz

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There are a whole variety of reasons I want to be attorney general, a whole variety of things that I do as attorney general that go beyond national security. ~ Holder

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“If you want to call me an activist attorney general, I will proudly accept that label.

…[To critics that say there's an] activist civil rights division and this is an activist attorney general — I’d say I agree with you 1000 percent and [I am] proud of it.”

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I don't have any intention of resigning. ~ Holder

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Top 10 signs Eric Holder lied to congress and to America about Operation Fast and Furious:

10. His greyhound dog is named “Fast” and his Chihuahua is named “Furious.”

9. His voice cracks like Justin Bieber’s whenever he discusses the topic.

8. When he’s constipated, Fast & Furious is his go-to laxative.

7. Every Halloween he dresses like Paul Walker.

6. His right eye violently twitches every time Darrell Issa walks into the room or his name gets mentioned.

5. Roger Clemens tweeted, “Holder’s good. Real good …”

4. His nose grew 19 inches when he claimed no prior knowledge.

3. When he said he didn’t know about F&F his pants burst into flames. It’s true.

2. He keeps trying to change the subject to Solyndra.  

1. King Samir Shabazz just stated on his blog, “Of course he knew, you stupid white cracker b*tches!”

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Q: If you put a cup in a cup holder,

and your toothbrush in a toothbrush holder,

what do you put in an Eric Holder?

A: Sodium pentathol

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: holder; ofst; resign; silliness
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To: dragonblustar

Undocumented white house occupant.


61 posted on 09/26/2014 10:22:35 AM PDT by Darksheare (People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: dragonblustar

62 posted on 09/26/2014 10:39:58 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin.”

The husband replies, “That’s no big thing in this day and age.”

The wife continues, “Yeah, I’ve been with one guy.”

“Oh yeah? Who was the guy ?”

“Tiger Woods.”

“Tiger Woods, the golfer ?”

“Yeah.”

“Well, he’s rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him.”

The husband and wife then make passionate love.

When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

“What are you doing ?” asks the wife.

The husband says, “I’m hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat.”

“Tiger wouldn’t do that.”

“Oh yeah? What would Tiger do ?”

“He’d come back to bed and do it a second time.”

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. “Now what are you doing ?” she asks.

The husband says, “I’m still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat.”

“Tiger wouldn’t do that.”

“Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?”

“He’d come back to bed and do it again.”

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.

When they finish he’s tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, “Are you calling room service ?”

“No! I’m calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole.”


63 posted on 09/26/2014 10:41:16 AM PDT by llevrok (Straight. Since 1950.)
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To: Darksheare

64 posted on 09/26/2014 10:43:25 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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To: Lucky9teen

All boxes are one.
Welcome to the box nexus, the conspiracy is now.


65 posted on 09/26/2014 10:45:12 AM PDT by Darksheare (People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

Yes, that post works.


66 posted on 09/26/2014 11:53:13 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I miss you, dad.)
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To: Lucky9teen

That was hilarious!


67 posted on 09/26/2014 12:13:21 PM PDT by secret garden (Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

I saw that lady do that on the Letterman show about 20 years ago.


68 posted on 09/26/2014 12:30:03 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: llevrok

Thanks. I’ll have to add that to my email before sending the one I got yesterday.


69 posted on 09/26/2014 1:18:06 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Guns are like parachutes. If you need one and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again.)
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To: Izzy Dunne

I would like to get a hold of the drugs the guy who snapped that photo was taking.


70 posted on 09/26/2014 2:13:45 PM PDT by Hoodat (Article 4, Section 4)
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To: Lucky9teen

The elevator ride video was awesome.

Thanks for posting!


71 posted on 09/26/2014 2:40:19 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty
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To: Lucky9teen
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72 posted on 09/26/2014 2:47:47 PM PDT by dragonblustar ( Psalm 103, Psalm 37:7, Ephesians 6:12)
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To: Lucky9teen

I've been trying to settle things down all day!




73 posted on 09/26/2014 3:10:03 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Tolerance and apathy are the last virtues of a dying society)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

74 posted on 09/26/2014 8:04:09 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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To: Lucky9teen

Thanks for that - good for a lot of laughs.


75 posted on 09/27/2014 6:33:54 AM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: martin_fierro

Now that’s funny I tell ya.


76 posted on 09/27/2014 6:38:38 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Manchuria Called. They want their Candidate Back!)
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