Posted on 09/25/2014 7:14:27 AM PDT by Lazamataz
U cannot leave teh Iterwebz they is forever. Even this post. OMG I get so much with this, this caste will I wish them do some thing about it. I mean, should you at some point arrrrrrrrrrrcquire some tincture of articulation and decide, hey, I need a career producing slick romantic fiction for the Atlantic, somebody there will do a web search and this little stinker will turn up in the inbox of every member of the editorial board by the time you've got the champagne chilled and the brie toasted or whatever the hell it is that they do with brie out there. I mean, you can't use the stuff in a fondue and putting it on a Ritz cracker is pretty déclassé, so what are you really gonna do with it? I dunno. Which brings me to my next topic: why is it better to use a strawberry in a chocolate fondue than, say, an asparagus? At least you can dip the asparagus without getting your fingers burned. Sure, it makes your pee stink but it's better than hearing Tina Brown squeal when you're farting in the Atlantic boardroom, especially if you've been cheating with the pickled eggs like somebody I know but I'll never do it again. I mean, who wants to pretend that the thin veneer of civilization is really all about THAT, Fondue, that is. You can't fondue a pickled egg. Are you crazy?
Smiple! Have you ever been so far even as decided to when go want to look use more like? Probably the way is where the right were to seldom if wasn't special be was. Imagine when the long of way cannot if there is when was pure aren't help. It's fun. It's festive. It's like a parade with free buffet and jumping cheerleaders with pompoms and a band playing and a big silvery moon, with fireworks and party hats and streamers and cotton candy on a summer night by a glass-smooth lake as you hold the one you love in front of a roaring fire on a bearskin rug, while you overlook the mountains of Aspen from the deck of your expensive yacht.
Good morning, Laz.
I’ve always been crazy..it’s kept me from going insane. HT.. Waylon
Deep breaths. Deep breaaths. Everything will be OK.
Dude.....
That's just crazy talk, right there.
Yes. I’m crazy. And in good company apparently. :-)
Ummmm
Brilliant, hilarious, but on the knife-edge of insanity.
LOL
“You can’t fondue a pickled egg.”
Absynth makes the heart fondue.
I remember my first beer, too.
No you don't. Because if you did, you'd remember our little parachute expedition to Hoover Dammit during the Primal Time of Life and with all the plaid scotch yachts and pinwheels and boll weevils, how she yellowed out our names. It was the brat of time; it was the werst of times.
Drunk pipple don’t type this well.
You, sir, understand what I am saying here.
You are the only one.
R u in CO? These thoughts seem very “stream of consciousness” :-)
Excitement ... is raining here too.
Where is General Mandrake, isn’t he aware of this crisis?
Strawberries do not contaminate your vital bodily fluids in the same way that asparagus does.
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