[driftdiver]

I hear the crab boats are hiring.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Paving can’t be more than summer employment in Alaska. Too cold to pave most of the year.

[sr4402]

Bear hunting with bow and arrows could provide food and a living for this man.

[21twelve]

“No thanks, I already have crabs” said Eric.

[SeekAndFind]

One-third of Alaskans think Palin family instigated party brawl"

[RandallFlagg]

Bath houses, too.

[Random Access]

The Alaska man who divulged details about the bizarre brawl that broke out between the Palin family and a large group of other inebriated snowmobile enthusiasts has been fired from his job for the revelation, according to a bombshell report.

Notice how this classically trained professional journalist managed to slip in some assumptions and innuendo (no that's not a Gay Italian phrase). "Bizarre brawl" and the assumption that it really did happen and it was really a "bizarre brawl". Notice the assumption that the Palin family was inebriated. Notice that this is so important that it can be compared to a "bombshell". All in the first sentence. I love what that woman, Sarah Palin, does to the circuitry in a liberal mind.

[Arrowhead1952]

I hear the crab boats are hiring.

What are they going to use him for? Bait?