[dr_lew]

That's Larry Miller, "The Five Levels Of Drinking"

I'm drinking water right now, but maybe I'll switch to tequila :-)

[Rodamala]

Classic Larry Miller routine... remember when Comedy Central was The Comedy Channel and actually broadcasted stand up and sketch comedy? Kinda like how MTV used to actually play music videos.

[PeaceBeWithYou]

You are correct, but IIRC, Carlin had a God’s flashlight routine also.