Posted on 09/20/2014 1:42:20 PM PDT by Brother Cracker
If you are British, or know a lot about Britain, you wont be surprised by the misconceptions below. However, you may be even MORE surprised to learn that in some places these things are believed! If you believe all or any of these points, sorry, but you are mistaken but fortunately listverse is here to correct things. Here they are, in no particular order: 10
British Nation
British-Flag.Jpg
Misconception: Britain is a country.
While Britain or Great Britain does refer to the general area, neither of them refers to a country. Britain is a general term for Wales, Scotland and England collectively, while The British Isles also includes Ireland (Northern and the Republic). England is most often incorrectly named in this way, and English people are often referred to as British. Northern Ireland is part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland which differentiates between the part of Ireland that is governed by England (hence the suspension of the Northern Ireland government in 1972 and the Northern Ireland Assembly in 2002) from the Republic of Ireland which is a self-governing nation.
While calling an English person British is technically correct, it is quite unspecific in the same way that calling a Canadian person North American would be; only Britain is not a continent.
9
Warm Beer
Warm-Beer.Jpg
Misconception: British people drink beer warm or room temperature.
I myself have heard this said a number of times but I have yet to discover where it comes from. Walking into a British bar and ordering a beer any way but cold would raise eyebrows just like everywhere else.
In fact, the most popular lager beers in Britain tend to be of the Extra Cold variety, and this applies to most bitter beers and ales too! Nobody likes a warm beer, the British included.
Having said that, most Americans like their Beer super cold, so an English beer may appear to be warm in comparison, but it is still cold. Chilling beer too much can damage its flavor. 8
The Book of British Smiles
Britishteeth.Jpg
Misconception: British people have bad teeth.
This one is commonly referred to in comedy shows poking fun at Britain, but is believed by many to be hard fact.
While a percentage, just like any other country, will suffer from dental problems, the standard of oral hygiene is generally very high. In fact, the shortage of available NHS dentists is a constant issue in England. Just like anywhere else in the world, a person with bad teeth is considered the slightly gross exception, not the rule in Britain. 7
God Save The Queen
Misconception: God Save The Queen is the National Anthem of England.
Thats right, I said England, not Britain. GSTQ is the national anthem of Britain, but not England itself. Despite this, even English people will insist that the song is our national anthem. This is not the case. Wales has its own national anthem, as do Scotland and Northern Ireland. What sets England apart is not that its national anthem is applied to the whole of Britain too, but that it in fact does not even have an official national anthem at all!
So what happens when (for example) England plays against Scotland in a game of football? We cant both use GSTQ for the opening, this isnt a problem for Scotland who can bring out their own anthem, but Englands choice will vary. Common stand-ins for when GSTQ cannot be used (for whatever reason) are Land Of Hope And Glory, I Vow To Thee My Country or Jerusalem. All of which are popular contenders for becoming the official anthem. Sadly none of them are official, and neither is GSTQ, which is only official for Britain itself.
People may be interested to know that God Save The Queen is the official anthem of New Zealand which is one of the very countries in the world which has two anthems of equal status. New Zealands other anthem is God Defend New Zealand. 6
Absolute Power
F Elizabeth Ii 275W.Jpg
Misconception: The Queen is the ruler of Britain.
Did I hear you say But she IS the ruler of England!? Sorry, youre still wrong. The monarchy has not had political power in Britain for a long time. Each British country has its own parliament and are ruled politically by their own Prime Minister.
While the monarchy does technically rule Britain, it does not have any power outside of ceremony. The Queen does not have power in Britain any more than she does in Canada and other commonwealth countries. All of these countries are technically ruled by the Queen, but she does not have power in any of them.
The British monarchy exists today mainly for ceremonial and tourist reasons.
5
How Now Brown Cow
Misconception: British people speak the Queens English.
Or to use the more common term, British people talk posh. Look at any representation of Britain from a foreign country and you will see British people speaking in a manner that is considered just as ridiculous to most of Britain. We all know what that sounds like, if not, take a look at Frys Holophonor tutor in Futurama. Know what I mean? Then read on.
This may come from the way in which English is generally written in Britain. It is always taught that you should write properly and use correct language in formal writing so that it is easier to understand when read. Despite this, British people rarely speak the way they write, myself included.
In reality, Britain has a wide variety of accents, some even bordering on dialects, the majority of which do not sound remotely like how British speech is presented in foreign media. To see some examples of this, I suggest watching some British television or British cinema. (NOT the news! Newsreaders are told to use Queens English so that they can be understood by all, this is even called BBC English).
Good examples are Trainspotting (Scottish accent in the clip above warning: clip contains bad language and drug use), 28 Days Later (Modern London and Manchester accents) and Sweeny Todd (Old London accent).
People who speak the way British people are commonly presented sound just as snooty and posh to British people. 4
Free Healthcare
Nhs276.Jpg
Misconception: Britain has free universal healthcare.
Ahhh The good ol NHS (National Health Service)! Sadly, as is commonly unknown to people outside of Britain, the NHS is not free, nor will it cover any illness or injury. The NHS is paid for through taxes and donations and will only provide certain approved services or treatments.
While it is true that emergency treatment is almost always free of charge, treatment for long-term illness or injury is almost always charged. Certain drugs will be provided for certain illnesses, but if your illness or the drugs and treatment you require is not on the approved list. You will not get it from the NHS. This is always a controversial issue in Britain.
The NHS is also not available to non-British citizens except in the case of emergency. Even then the emergency must have taken place within Britain. 3
Scottish Money
Money.Jpg
Misconception: Scottish money is legal tender in the rest of Britain.
If you have ever attempted to use Scottish pounds sterling in England, Wales or Northern Ireland, you will know that many places will not accept it.
Scottish pounds sterling are not legal tender in all of Britain, and shops in outside of Scotland are not legally obliged to accept it. Banks outside of Scotland will accept it, but legally it is down to the managers discretion whether or not to accept it in any other location. What is the difference between Scottish pounds sterling and the pounds sterling used in the rest of Britain? Actually nothing. Aside from how it looks.
So why do many places outside of Scotland refuse to accept it? The most common reasons are that either they are not commonly seen and so are not recognised, or due to the idea that its design and the fact that most people outside of Scotland rarely see it make it easy to forge.
It may be frustrating if you come from Scotland for a trip around Britain, but there really is nothing to say that shopkeepers have to accept Scottish money, no matter how much you insist. 2
Rain Rain Everywhere
44011042 Rain Pa.Jpg
Misconception: It always rains in Britain.
When people think of Britain, we all tend to immediately think of bad weather. We see rain clouds, storms and bitter wind. General misery. However, compared with many other parts of the world, Britain enjoys comparatively pleasant weather!
During the winter the average temperature can become bitterly cold (between 0 and 6 degrees C), but the average summer temperature ranges between 15 and 23 degrees, often higher. Britain ranks a comfortable 46th in a chart of worldwide average rainfall, falling well behind such countries as New Zealand (29th) and even the USA (25th).
Why does Britain have a reputation for bad weather? Most likely because winters tend to be longer than summers in Britain, most artwork of Britain depicts the weather based on expectation and we all like to dwell on a period of bad weather, even if the weather is generally good. 1
British Tea
Ritztea.Jpg
Misconception: British people drink excessive amounts of tea.
There are many ways of looking at which regions drink the most tea, but whichever way you look at it; Britain is not the biggest tea-drinking region by a long way. Taking population into account, Britain ranks somewhere around 3rd worldwide, falling well behind Turkey and India. Depending on your source, China still sits above Britain in the tea-drinking league tables even when considering population.
Where does this notion come from? Well, it is true that Britain does drink a lot of tea, but it is far from the top. Britain actually drinks almost as much coffee as it does tea. This misconception may actually stem from a linguistic difference between us and other English speaking regions. In most places, the evening meal is referred to as dinner or supper. This is correct terminology in Britain too, but an evening meal is very often referred to as tea. So when a British person invites you round for tea, they are inviting you for a meal, not to just sit and drink tea, which is how some people imagine the situation. This is also true of the commonwealth nations, where come for tea usually means come for the main evening meal.
A British person will almost never invite you round solely to drink tea, although if you stop by it will commonly be offered. Tea is most often drunk after a meal at dessert, or after strenuous activity as another option to coffee.
Bonus Fact: I am British, and I never drink tea, I dont like the taste. This isnt uncommon either!
Why do the British drink warm beer?
Because their refrigerators are made by Lucas.
Back in the 50’s, 60’s, early 70’s, all the electrical components on English made cars and motorcycles were made by one company, Lucas. The motorcycles were notorious for their headlamps burning out when you revved the motors. We used to wear t-shirts that said: “Lucas. Prince of Darkness”. LOL
As a Jaguar owner, you’re only happy twice.
When you buy it and when you sell it!
But... put ‘em all in string bikinis, and... voila!
Uh... or something.
Jerusalem?
Did someone just say “mattress” to Mr. Lambert?
I never saw a Gasthaus with refrigerated Bier.
Visiting the pubs of Glasgow, Portsmouth and London last year, I didn't see any locals drinking beer. Almost to the last man, they drank Strongbow cider.
Good stuff!
One thing I did like about their pubs was that each type of beer they had on draft was poured in its own special branded glass. I just thought this was kinda cool.
The correct label is “Limey,” and the monarchy is that of the City of bankers in London.
The Sovereigns assent is required to all bills passed by Parliament in order for them to become law. Royal Assent (consenting to a measure becoming law) has not been refused since 1707.
The Queen can summon Parliament, and prorogue (discontinue without dissolving it) or dissolve it.
www.royal.gov.uk/MonarchUK/QueenandGovernment/QueeninParliament.aspx
Strongbow is a dry cider produced by H.P. Bulmer in England since 1962. It is the world’s leading cider with a 15 per cent volume share of the global cider market, and a 29 per cent volume share of the UK cider market.[2][3] Bulmer’s is a subsidiary of Heineken, the multinational Dutch brewer.
Strongbow is the highest selling cider in Australia, and the second highest selling cider in North America.[2] In 2011, Strongbow Gold, produced in Belgium, was launched across Europe in response to cider’s growing popularity on the continent.
The majority of Strongbow is produced at Bulmer’s Hereford plant, although regional variations are also produced at Heineken’s cider mill in Belgium, and in Australia, where SABMiller own the rights to the brand.
In 2014, the original Strongbow cider was discontinued in the USA by Heineken after two new, much sweeter variants had been introduced. This has provoked a massive public outcry for the return of the original, similar to the 1985 “New Coke” fiasco. As of September, 2014, the original is still not available in the USA.
I was in England ten years ago and I was surprised to find many English had bad teeth (i.e. crooked teeth, overbites). Lack of orthodontists would be my guess for the reason.
It's a shame, too. The sweet ciders here are godawful hangover hells. The Strongbow over in Britain is crisp, tart and you could knock 'em back one after the next.
You stood the final test.
10 quick facts:
1. There are approximately 1,351 dentists in the continental United States who report that they practice orthodontics either full time or in conjunction with general dentistry.
2. Orthodontic practitioners represent only 2 per cent of all dentists in the United States.
3. One or more orthodontists are located in each of the forty-eight states and the District of Columbia. North Dakota has the smallest absolute number (one) while New York has the largest (208).
4. The concentration of orthodontists (orthodontist per 100,000 population) is highest in California and Nevada (2.5) and lowest in Mississippi (0.1) and is influenced, among other factors, by the per capita income of the state.
5. Half of the orthodontists in the United States practice in twelve states, the majority of which are on the Eastern seaboard and the West Coast.
6. The major proportion of orthodontic practitioners maintain only a single office-location; but about 17 per cent of them maintain two or more office-locations in adjoining cities or adjacent states. More of the older practitioners tend to have multiple office-locations.
7. The highest concentration of orthodontic practitioners (orthodontists per 100,000 population) is found in the larger cities of 1,000,000 or more population, while the lowest concentration is encountered in cities having fewer than 10,000 population.
8. More than 84 per cent of the orthodontic practitioners report that they are in exclusive practice of the specialty.
9. Fewer than 15 per cent of the orthodontic practitioners hold the certificate of the American Board of Orthodontics.
10. About 36 per cent of the orthodontic practitioners report that they have had university graduate training in the specialty.
You’re a european nut case. So I’ll address myself in a dumbed down language you’ll understand.
Many English
I saw
had bad teeth
in a way
not often seen
in American adults.
Why would anyone with accesss to orthodontists put up with
it?
True - just like the statistics I posted (which you utterly failed to prove wrong in your response by the way).
While Britain or Great Britain does refer to the general area, neither of them refers to a country. Britain is a general term for Wales, Scotland and England collectively, while The British Isles also includes Ireland (Northern and the Republic).
True.
England is most often incorrectly named in this way, and English people are often referred to as British.
The term "British" refers collectively to the inhabitatants of Britain: English, Scots and Welsh.
If they can't get straight what British means, what good are they?
BTW, it's just stupid to claim the English conquered Scotland. The countries became united when the Scots monarch inherited the English throne. IOW, if anything Scotland conquered England.
Nothing you posted means anything. It’s all about access honeybuns. The average person in Albuquerque, New Mexico has the same access as the average hill dweller in Morgantown, West Virginia. Both populations have better teeth than many well educated people in Cambridge England (my observations). There should be no comparision and I was surprised that the American lower classes had better teeth. The English well educated are aware that Americans have better looking teeth. The only question is why.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.