There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
~ Sam Kinison, RIP
Note how this pic ties into the elephant pic above :)
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Susie, something nice for their first wedding anniversary, so he decided to buy her a cell phone.
He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features. Susie was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.
The next day Susie went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end. "Hi Susie," he said, "how do you like your new phone?"
Susie replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though..."
"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.
"How did you know I was at Wal*Mart?"
Did you hear about the football player who hits women?
No the other one.
No the other one.
Ya never know what ya may find at a yard sale...
The next time you need to buy a present for a 4-7 year old, consider the Playmobil Security Check Point. Be sure and read the customer reviews. Just click the link to the right of the gold stars.
A Judge not bound to the original intent of the Constitution interprets nothing but his own mind. (Certainly not silly but most assuredly true!)
h/t Atomic Vomit
Soylent Green!!
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
Finally: a tip for all Democrats: Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
