[SampleMan]

He'll go out in the garage and keep it to himself.

Yep, but when a woman is unhappy, everyone is damned well going to be unhappy.

[Secret Agent Man]

and that is a huge fault of women.

center of the universe, they are not. they think they are the only ones who don’t have everything the way they want it?

[Old Grumpy]

“Yep, but when a woman is unhappy, everyone is damned well going to be unhappy.”

Reminds me of this old “joke”:

Why do husbands die first?

Answer: Because they want to.