Zekey I *post-it bombed* my first note this afternoon in my market. Did it right in front of the meat manager who was distracted/talking to someone.....sleath. Heh.
How about
Why do Moslems BEHEAD Americans?
(It's "halal", of course.)
Ḥalāl (Arabic: حلال ḥalāl, 'permissible') or hallal[1] is any object or an action which is permissible to use or engage in, according to Islamic law. The term covers and designates not only food and drink but also all matters of daily life.[2] It is one of five الأحكام الخمسة (al-ahkam al-khamsah) fard (compulsory), mustahabb (recommended), halal (allowed), makruh (disliked), haram (forbidden) that define the morality of human action in Islam.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halal