How about
Why do Moslems BEHEAD Americans?
(It's "halal", of course.)
Ḥalāl (Arabic: حلال ḥalāl, 'permissible') or hallal[1] is any object or an action which is permissible to use or engage in, according to Islamic law. The term covers and designates not only food and drink but also all matters of daily life.[2] It is one of five الأحكام الخمسة (al-ahkam al-khamsah) — fard (compulsory), mustahabb (recommended), halal (allowed), makruh (disliked), haram (forbidden) — that define the morality of human action in Islam.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halal
I’ll keep you *posted* on my little private jihad. I’m expecting surveillance cameras to be installed soon in the meat department.
I’ll claim dementia when they tackle me at the exit...know any good 1A lawyers?