[SoFloFreeper]

Good buddy of Bill Clinton, if I recall.

I do hope he heals well.

[Dagnabitt]

"Chainsaw" is not a word you want appearing in your ER admissions report.

[TexasCajun]

I'd have to say a chainsaw is something a professional athlete should never even think about touching!

Hire somebody dude!

[boycott]

Ouch!

I hope he learns to delegate such activities.

[PGR88]

I have met classical musicians / piano players who have insured their hands for millions - but the insurance company also stipulates they don’t engage in activities that involve things like table-saws, meat slicers, chain saws, presses, etc...

Am surprised a professional golfer wouldn’t have the same....

[BlueStateRightist]

Call me what you want, but I leave the chainsaws for those paid to use them. I’ve seen too many injuries.

[SparkyBass]

I hear he now has one heck of a slice.
(thank you, I’ll be here all week!)

[Usagi_yo]

It’s a wet and rainy day ... I think I’ll start a conspiracy.

Greg Norman is a notorious gambler. I wonder if he’s behind with his bookies.

[shove_it]

No worries, mate. It’s only the power arm.

[Gay State Conservative]

Makes his living with his hands...is worth tens of millions...and *he’s* doing the sawing? Next we’ll be seeing surgeons doing the same thing.

[Moonman62]

Good buddy of Bill Clinton, if I recall.

...

That could be the same place where Bubba broke his leg in the middle of the night. And the same place where his wife was giving a tour to other tour wives and they walked in on Greg in bed with another woman.

[Vendome]

[NonValueAdded]

♫
Love is shady.
Love is tragic.
It's hard to bury the hatchet.

Holdin' a chainsaw.
♫

[Political Junkie Too]

Bill Clinton tore a tendon in his knee while drinking and whoring with Greg Norman many years ago.

-PJ

[McGruff]

Reminds me of a Julia Child SNL skit.

It's not real folks.

[eastforker]

What is it with all the woooses on this thread, posting of being afraid to pick up a chain saw and use it.

[Hoffer Rand]

I once had a student who was taking out a tree with his dad. Dad dropped a chainsaw on son’s thigh, taking out a huge chunk of the son’s leg. Son’s girlfriend brought me pictures from the ER before they patched him up, when she came to explain why he wasn’t in class and to pick up his assignments. Lots of pictures, because she “wanted to make sure I believed he really was injured.” Trust me, after seeing the first one, I knew he was injured.

[TBall]

I spend weeks out of a year getting paid for chainsaw work. I’ve cut my blue jeans a few times, but no bloody accident so far. Tomorrow will be a saw day and I’m more concerned about driving the trailer down than anything else.