Are you male or female: LOVE HUNGRY MAN
Describe yourself: PROBLEM CHILD
How do you feel about yourself: MEAN STREAK
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: LET ME PUT MY LOVE INTO YOU
Describe where you currently live: HELL AIN'T A BAD PLACE TO BE
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: GONE SHOOTIN'
Your favorite form of transportation: EVIL WALKS
Your best friend(s) is(are): GUNS FOR HIRE
Favorite time of day: NIGHT PROWLER
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: THIS HOUSE IS ON FIRE
What is life to you: DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP
What is the best advice you have to give: HAVE A DRINK ON ME
Thought for the Day: MONEY TALKS
How I would like to die: IF YOU WANT BLOOD YOU'VE GOT IT
Pick Your Artist: The Kinks
Are you male or female: Lola
Describe yourself: A Well Respected Man
How do you feel about yourself: David Watts
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: Alcohol
Describe where you currently live: Shangri-La
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: Australia
Your favorite form of transportation: Last of the Steam Power Trains
Your best friend(s) is(are): Ordinary People
Favorite time of day: Waterloo Sunset
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: Top of the Pops
What is life to you: Low Budget
What is the best advice you have to give: There’s a Change in the Weather
Thought for the Day: Life Goes On
How I would like to die: Death of a Clown
Yeah, that's pretty good but I can make a poodle.
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.
As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, “I’m sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away.”
The distressed woman wailed, “Are you sure?”
“Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead,” replied the vet..
“How can you be so sure?” she protested. “I mean you haven’t done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something.”
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck’s owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, “I’m sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck.”
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and
produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..
The duck’s owner, still in shock, took the bill. “$150!” she cried, “$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!”
The vet shrugged, “I’m sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it’s now $150.”
Are you male or female: Altered Boy
Describe yourself: Growing Older But Not Up
How do you feel about yourself: We Are the People Our Parents Warned Us About
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: She's Going Out of My Mind
Describe where you currently live: Beach House on the Moon
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: Mexico
Your favorite form of transportation: Slow Boat to China
Your best friend(s) is(are): Nautical Wheelers
Favorite time of day: It's Five O'clock Somewhere
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: Gypsies In The Palace
What is life to you: Life Is Just A Tire Swing
What is the best advice you have to give: Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On
Thought for the Day: I Wish Lunch Could Last Forever
How I would like to die: Trying to Reason With Hurricane Season
"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Pick Your Artist: Jimmy Buffett
Are you male or female: This Old Man
Describe yourself: My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink
How do you feel about yourself: A Pirate Looks At Forty
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Screw
Describe where you currently live: Margaritaville
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: Coast of Carolina
Your favorite form of transportation: Steamer
Your best friend(s) is(are): Son of A Son of A Sailor
Favorite time of day: It’s Five O’clock Somewhere
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: It’s a Big Old Goofy World
What is life to you: Growing Older But Not Up
What is the best advice you have to give: Burn That Bridge
Thought for the Day: The Weather Is Here, Wish You Were Beautiful
How I would like to die: Volcano
Song challenge, later tonight for sure (except that all the good bands are already done, arrrrggggh!)
Pick Your Artist: Bertini & the Blackpool Tower Band
Are you male or female: Miss Elizabeth Brown
Describe yourself: Lazy bones
How do you feel about yourself: Happy and contented
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: Lucky to be in love
Describe where you currently live: Over on the sunny side
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: Little valley in the mountains
Your favorite form of transportation: Take a ride on a sunbeam
Your best friend(s) is(are): Peter,Michael and Joshua
Favorite time of day: Night on the water
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: Roaming
What is life to you: Coffee in the morning and kisses in the night
What is the best advice you have to give: Let bygones be bygones
Thought for the Day: Be ready for the rain
How I would like to die: Riding on a camel
Pick Your Artist: JOHNNY CASH
Are you male or female: HONKY-TONK GIRL
Describe yourself: I WALK THE LINE
How do you feel about yourself: SIXTEEN TONS
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: UNDERSTAND YOUR MAN
Describe where you currently live: GREEN GREEN GRASS OF HOME
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: SAN QUENTIN
Your favorite form of transportation: GHOST RIDERS IN THE SKY
Your best friend(s) is(are): A BOY NAMED SUE
Favorite time of day: PICKIN TIME
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called:GUESS THINGS HAPPEN THAT WAY
What is life to you: TRAIN OF LOVE
What is the best advice you have to give: ONE PIECE AT A TIME
Thought for the Day: THERE YOU GO
How I would like to die: WHEN THE ROLL IS CALLED UP YONDER
Pick Your Artist: Howlin’ Wolf
Are you male or female: Back Door Man
Describe yourself: Evil
How do you feel about yourself: Sittin’ On Top Of The World
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: Howlin’ For My Baby
Describe where you currently live: Highway 49
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: Goin’ Down Slow
Your favorite form of transportation: All Night Boogie
Your best friend(s) is(are): What A Woman!
Favorite time of day: Moanin’ At Midnight
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: Look A Here Baby
What is life to you: Moanin’ At Midnight
What is the best advice you have to give: Shake It For Me
Thought for the Day: I Ain’t Superstitious
How I would like to die: Rockin’ The Blues
Are you male or female: Stupid Girl
Describe yourself: Bitch
How do you feel about yourself: Fool to Cry
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: Can't You Hear Me Knockin'?
Describe where you currently live: 2000 Light Years From Home
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: Heaven
Your favorite form of transportation: Wild Horses
Your best friend(s) is(are): Some Girls
Favorite time of day: Let's Spend the Night Together
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: Have You Met Your Mother Baby, Standing In the Shadows
What is life to you: It's Only Rock 'n Roll
What is the best advice you have to give: You Can't Always Get What You Want
Thought for the Day: Time Is On My Side
How I would like to die: Not Fade Away
Pick Your Artist: Four Seasons
Are you male or female: Candy Girl
Describe yourself: Fallen Angel
How do you feel about yourself: Big Girls Don't Cry
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: Let's Hang On
Describe where you currently live: Big Man in Town
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: Idaho
Your favorite form of transportation: Girl Come Running
Your best friend(s) is(are): Ronnie, Marlena, Sherry, C'mon Marianne
Favorite time of day: Dawn
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: Can't Take My Eyes Off You
What is life to you: Who Loves You
What is the best advice you have to give: Silence Is Golden
Thought for the Day: You've Got Your Troubles, I've Got Mine
How I would like to die: Swearin' To God
Pick Your Artist: Sting
Are you male or female: King of Pain
Describe yourself: So lonely.
How do you feel about yourself: like a Canary in a Coalmine.
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: Don’t Stand so Close to Me.
Describe where you currently live: Fields of Gold
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: Walking on the Moon
Your favorite form of transportation: The Last Ship
Your best friends are: Russians
Favorite time of day: All this time
If life were a TV show,it would be called: Synchronicity
What is life to you: Fragile
What is the best advice you have to give: If you love somebody set them free.
Thought for the Day: When The World Is Running Down, You Make The Best of What’s Still Around
How I would like to die: Wrapped Around Your Finger
Pick Your Artist: Yes
Are you male or female: Starship Trooper
Describe yourself: Owner of a Lonely Heart
How do you feel about yourself: Close to the Edge
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: Mood for the Day
Describe where you currently live: South Side of the Sky
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: A Venture
Your favorite form of transportation: On the Silent Wings of Freedom
Your best friend(s) is(are): I’ve Seen All Good People
Favorite time of day: Heart of the Sunrise
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: Five Percent for Nothing
What is life to you: Gates of Delirium
What is the best advice you have to give: Love Will Find a Way
Thought for the Day: Nous Sommes du Soleil
How I would like to die: The Revealing Science of God