Posted on 09/12/2014 5:39:28 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
have your husband’s brother build you your very own one so you can have the son of the birch, silly.
What the heck, I’m gonna do it again!
Pick Your Artist: Frank Zappa
Are you male or female: Disco Boy
Describe yourself: Dancin’ Fool
How do you feel about yourself: I’m So Cute
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: Dirty Love
Describe where you currently live: City of Tiny Lites
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: Montana
Your favorite form of transportation: On The Bus
Your best friend(s) is(are): Flakes
Favorite time of day: Wet T-Shirt Night
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: The Dangerous Kitchen
What is life to you: The Torture Never Stops
What is the best advice you have to give: Don’t Eat The Yellow Snow
Thought for the Day: The Ocean Is The Ultimate Solution
How I would like to die: Titties & Beer
My second choice.
I am still not sure why they have never been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Hall and Oates? Give me a break. Oh, they (Journey) were a Stadium Band. That just means they could sell the tickets.
My first drink with my son. I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint. Off we went to our local pub which is only two blocks from the house. I got him a Guinness Stout. He didn’t like it – so I had it.
Then I got him a Harp Lager, he didn’t like it, so I had it.
It was the same with the 1664 Lager, Murphy’s Irish Red and Premium Dry Cider. By the time we got down to the whisky, I could hardly push the stroller back home.
Chain of command:
Captain Obvious
Major F***-up
General ClusterF***
Wait till he passes away and then sneak it out of the house while everyone else is at the funeral.
Or we could do Deep Purple!
Pick Your Artist: DEEP PURPLE
Are you male or female: HARD LOVIN’ MAN
Describe yourself: SPEED KING
How do you feel about yourself: MAYBE I’M A LEO
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: WOMAN FROM TOKYO
Describe where you currently live: NOBODY’S HOME
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: SPACE TRUCKIN’
Your favorite form of transportation: STRANGEWAYS
Your best friend(s) is(are): KENTUCKY WOMAN
Favorite time of day: BLACK NIGHT
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: LIVING WRECK
What is life to you: INTO THE FIRE
What is the best advice you have to give: NO NO NO
Thought for the Day: HUSH
How I would like to die: FIREBALL
Pick Your Artist: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Are you male or female: Don Giovanni K. 527.
Describe yourself: The Marriage of Figaro K. 492.
How do you feel about yourself: Die Zauberflote K. 620.
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: Piano Concerto #24 K. 491.
Describe where you currently live: Paris Symphony K. 297.
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: Mass in C Minor K. 427.
Your favorite form of transportation: Horn Concerto #4 K. 495.
Your best friend(s) is(are): Flute Concerto #1 K. 313.
Favorite time of day: Cosi fan Tutte K. 588.
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: Piano Concerto #19 K. 459.
What is life to you: Symphony #40 K. 550.
What is the best advice you have to give: Piano Concerto # 20 K. 466
Thought for the Day: Clarinet Concerto K. 622
How I would like to die: Requem Mass K. 626
Pick Your Artist: LYNYRD SKYNYRD
Are you male or female: SIMPLE MAN
Describe yourself: FREE BIRD
How do you feel about yourself: LAST OF A DYIN’ BREED
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: CHEATIN’ WOMAN
Describe where you currently live: FOUR WALLS OF RAIFORD
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: ON THE HUNT
Your favorite form of transportation: SMOKESTACK LIGHTNING
Your best friend(s) is(are): DOUBLE TROUBLE
Favorite time of day: HONKY TONK NIGHT TIME MAN
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: I GOT THE SAME OLD BLUES
What is life to you: LIFE’S TWISTED
What is the best advice you have to give: LEND A HELPIN’ HAND
Thought for the Day: START LIVIN’ LIFE AGAIN
How I would like to die: GIMMIE BACK MY BULLETS
Take three....
Pick Your Artist: AC/DC
Are you male or female: Love Hungry Man
Describe yourself: Rocker
How do you feel about yourself: Live Wire
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: Girl’s Got Rhythm
Describe where you currently live: Hell Ain’t A Bad Place To Be
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: Safe In New York City
Your favorite form of transportation: Walk All Over You
Your best friend(s) is(are): Big Gun
Favorite time of day: Night Prowler
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: Gone Shootin’
What is life to you: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
What is the best advice you have to give: Let There Be Rock
Thought for the Day: Rock And Roll Ain’t Noise Pollution
How I would like to die: Thunderstruck
I’m in late, and I’m unrepentant.
2nd try:
Pick Your Artist: Michael Jackson
Are you male or female: Man in the Mirror
Describe yourself: Off the Wall
How do you feel about yourself: PYT (Pretty Young Thing)
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: The Girl is Mine
Describe where you currently live: State of Shock
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: I Wanna Be Where You Are
Your favorite form of transportation: Dancing Machine
Your best friend(s) is(are): Enjoy Yourself
Favorite time of day: Lookin’ Through the Window
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: Beat It
What is life to you: Childhood
What is the best advice you have to give: Don’t Stop Til You Get Enough
Thought for the Day: Shake Your Body
How I would like to die: Thriller
Lol, I am sure that version is out there somewhere. ;)
Yeah, ah did!
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