LOL Funny story.
I think a cell phone for 5 year olds is either out or will coming out soon.
Not good.
https://www.google.com/search?q=child%27s+cell+phone&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel=sb#q=child%27s+cell+phone&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=sb&tbm=shop