Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

ZOT Offer From A Private Lender
Here kittie kittie ^ | RASHID

Posted on 09/07/2014 3:27:59 PM PDT by Rashid Ibrahim

Edited on 09/07/2014 5:22:40 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Hello, I am Mr. Rashid Ibrahim, a private loan lender who gives life time opportunity loans. Do you need an urgent loan to clear your debts? or you need a capital loan to improve your business? Have you been rejected by banks and other financial agencies? Do you need a consolidation loan or a mortgage? Search no more as I am here to make all your financial problems a thing of the past. I loan funds out to individuals in need of financial assistance, that have a bad credit or in need of money to pay bills,to invest on business at a rate of 3%. I want to use this medium to inform you that we render reliable and beneficiary assistance and will be willing to offer you a loan.

Services rendered includes: Personal Loans Student Loans Rent loans Business loans Commercial mortgage Home mortgage Car loans Construction loans Educational loans

If you are interested in obtaining a loan from us, do not hesitate to contact us today.

Regards, Rashid Ibrahim.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: business; ibreakayoukneecaps; iceplanethoff; kittychow; koalaoil; koalaoilscam; lender; loan; longdroplender; molassesmiasma; money; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; shariahlending; shariahzot; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere; vk; zot
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 1,621-1,6401,641-1,6601,661-1,680 ... 2,141-2,148 next last
To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; moose07; NicknamedBob; NoCmpromiz; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; Anoreth; ...

Exploding into the midst of all the teatime pleasantries at the rather snobbish tearoom there came a violent convulsion of the spacetime continuum that briefly connected the finely-dressed party at a corner table with the sole occupant on the bridge of a spacecraft that was, at that very moment, critically damaged, without a functioning drive system, and free-falling into the caustic atmosphere of a particularly uninhabitable planet roughly 98.83 billion light-years from anywhere remotely resembling York. Never one to pass on the chance to abandon a totally lost cause, the lone spacefarer leaped from the shuddering, smoke-filled bridge of the stricken vessel, and into a vacant chair at tea; adding a fourth member to the threesome in the corner, to the utter astonishment of all present. As the wormhole slammed out of existence, the thunderous howls of rending metal and the cacophony of the many ship’s alarms were instantly cut off leaving in their wake a heavy blanket of silence punctuated only by the regular, mechanical music of a very old grandfather clock. Apprehending his new circumstances in a single, quick scan of the tearoom, the fourth man at the corner table, yet wreathed in a slowly diffusing halo of acrid smoke, politely set aside the cap on his head, took up a key pair of elements from the tea service, turned to the elegant, and still-shocked lady at his right, and asked with a dashing smile, “Cream and sugar, Madam?”


1,641 posted on 09/29/2014 12:25:33 AM PDT by HKMk23 (The Superior Culture will prevail.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1640 | View Replies]

To: HKMk23

Somebody ended up with a brick seat cushion, and still another took an unscheduled nap on the flooring I bet.


1,642 posted on 09/29/2014 1:35:28 AM PDT by Darksheare (People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1641 | View Replies]

To: Darksheare

Brick, no. Pink Twinkie, yes. Several.

It took an American tourist in the crowd to identify them for the local authorities on-scene.

But, yes, you are correct in assuming that one or more at tea that afternoon were dubious beneficiaries of an abrupt naptime.


1,643 posted on 09/29/2014 1:44:45 AM PDT by HKMk23 (The Superior Culture will prevail.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1642 | View Replies]

To: HKMk23

I think that should be “Lemon or milk?”


1,644 posted on 09/29/2014 2:45:57 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I can play the piano just as well with or without shoes.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1641 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Anoreth; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; ...

1,645 posted on 09/29/2014 2:47:43 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I can play the piano just as well with or without shoes.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1644 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick; All

Good morning.

Is calling a cat late for breakfast like calling a cat late for supper?

I just made a pot of coffee. I’m in my jammies. I got some birds outside tweeting, all is right with the world

All are welcome to stop by forcoffee and birdsong.


1,646 posted on 09/29/2014 4:21:06 AM PDT by Gefn (Keittehs make everything a little better"- Catherine of Aragon)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1645 | View Replies]

To: Darksheare
"Apparently the fact that I don’t look my age is rather obvious"

Do not worry about it. When you are my age, you'll look your age.

That should be acceptable.

.

(Besides, all those who think "otherwise" will be long gone.)

1,647 posted on 09/29/2014 4:51:26 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Why T. Rex's crazy short arms? -- "Dear Lord, we thank thee for the food we are about to devour.")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1640 | View Replies]

To: HKMk23

Oh, boy! James Bond in space!


1,648 posted on 09/29/2014 5:13:58 AM PDT by ArGee (What are you reading this for? It's a tagline for Pete's sake!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1641 | View Replies]

To: NicknamedBob

Looking your age is relative. Yesterday I was told I don’t look a day over 2.5M. Of course, since I’m only 2.25M that wasn’t exactly a compliment.


1,649 posted on 09/29/2014 5:15:50 AM PDT by ArGee (What are you reading this for? It's a tagline for Pete's sake!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1647 | View Replies]

To: ArGee; HKMk23
"Oh, boy! James Bond in space!"

"Retief, Madame. Jaime Retief, of the C.D.T. at your service."

1,650 posted on 09/29/2014 5:17:21 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Why T. Rex's crazy short arms? -- "Dear Lord, we thank thee for the food we are about to devour.")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1648 | View Replies]

To: ArGee
"Looking your age is relative."

If I looked my age, people would be saying to me: "You'll understand better after you become a teenager."

Without a youthful heart, you will not be long for this world.

1,651 posted on 09/29/2014 5:26:12 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Why T. Rex's crazy short arms? -- "Dear Lord, we thank thee for the food we are about to devour.")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1649 | View Replies]

To: HKMk23; Tax-chick; Dead Corpse; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; moose07; Gefn; Silentgypsy; Stag; All

The entrance is slightly reminiscent of when Stag broke through the wall of the Smokey Back Room and the reconstruction resulted in the formation of the Flying Castle...

Those were the days...


1,652 posted on 09/29/2014 6:04:13 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I basically have three hair styles...straight, wavy and homeless.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1641 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick

Yep. That cat is definitely late for brekkity.


1,653 posted on 09/29/2014 6:06:04 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I basically have three hair styles...straight, wavy and homeless.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1645 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Gefn

Happy late morning, all. We had a major teenaged blowout this morning, and then some of us went to the gym. Next, I suppose, I must go to Walmart again. We are out of Mousie Snax cereal.


1,654 posted on 09/29/2014 7:22:47 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I can play the piano just as well with or without shoes.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1653 | View Replies]

To: fanfan; Darksheare

Thank You Fanfan. Darks, you were right. The answer was 42. But I did not understand the question either. FanFan, number 42, Kudos!!!


1,655 posted on 09/29/2014 7:36:16 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1469 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick; Anoreth

Am sorry to hear that Piper is no more. sigh ... on the chance that Piper survived, because have not read the entire thread postings regarding Piper ... may Piper have survived. If Piper is gone ... my condolences.


1,656 posted on 09/29/2014 7:52:50 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1522 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face
I have no idea what I’m doing or what the topic is...

You are cradled in love.

1,657 posted on 09/29/2014 8:00:55 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1610 | View Replies]

To: Darksheare; NicknamedBob
I am so not an alien invador!

I believe you both.

1,658 posted on 09/29/2014 8:05:13 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1638 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick; everyone

Late morning T-c and Everyone. No words of wisdom are to be spoken; besides the only side where words should be spoken is on the right side. Is oh so difficult to hold the mouth in that position, when speaking, though (sometimes). Resting is always good. My typing ... not so much. Please pardon me if I deliver a right hook to a machine physically from my local to a machine at my local. Is all am capable of ... Thank Goodness.


1,659 posted on 09/29/2014 8:14:27 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1645 | View Replies]

a right hook to a machine physically from my local to a machine at my local

May that forever be all am capable of.

1,660 posted on 09/29/2014 8:22:56 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1659 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 1,621-1,6401,641-1,6601,661-1,680 ... 2,141-2,148 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson