Don't they have salt shakers over there?
Or are these things perchance protected by some unfathomable edict that prevents you from salting your shell-less escargot?
If these things are as impressive as they are being made out to be, it will be Shake , Shovel, and Shut-up. :)
They won't get far....beaches ,landing grounds, fields, hedges, etc...they will never ,never get to the Asparagus patch!