I know what caused the extinction of the dinosaurs, it was the liberal and gaia worshiping dinos that forced everyone to cut their C02 emissions and they destroyed their food source.
No, you don't understand, if you require giant dinosaurs to eliminate their CO2 emissions, there's only one option they can have -- so, how can I describe this without actually saying it?
Since 99% of dino-CO2 comes out the end of their digestive tract, they had to plug those, which caused CO2-rich gasses to accumulate inside, eventually exploding, thus: dino extinctions -- all because of global warming alarmists!
Do I need to spell it out more clearly? ;-)
Do I need a < /sarc > tag?