I believe that you should be able to run the experiment and reproduce the results.
9:00 am - Drank a beer. No mosquitoes.
9:05 am- Drank second beer. No mosquitoes. Went outside.
9:10 am - Drank third beer. No mosquitoes, but attacked by moth.
9:15 am - Drank fourth beer. No moth, but I think he got in the third beer bottle and I might have drank him.
9:20 am - Drank fifth beer. No mosquitoes or moths, but hummingbird evidently thinks my nose is a flower.
9:25 am - Drank sixth beer. Peed through fence into neighbor’s garden. And he wonders why he gets such big carrots. Thought I saw a mosquito but it turned out to be a helicopter. Mooned the helicopter. Helicopter fired chain gun at me. I’m drunk and even I could shoot better than that. I give helicopter the double bird. Missile inbound. Blows up neighbor’s garden.
Lol.