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To: WhiskeyX

I believe that you should be able to run the experiment and reproduce the results.

9:00 am - Drank a beer. No mosquitoes.

9:05 am- Drank second beer. No mosquitoes. Went outside.

9:10 am - Drank third beer. No mosquitoes, but attacked by moth.

9:15 am - Drank fourth beer. No moth, but I think he got in the third beer bottle and I might have drank him.

9:20 am - Drank fifth beer. No mosquitoes or moths, but hummingbird evidently thinks my nose is a flower.

9:25 am - Drank sixth beer. Peed through fence into neighbor’s garden. And he wonders why he gets such big carrots. Thought I saw a mosquito but it turned out to be a helicopter. Mooned the helicopter. Helicopter fired chain gun at me. I’m drunk and even I could shoot better than that. I give helicopter the double bird. Missile inbound. Blows up neighbor’s garden.


41 posted on 09/01/2014 12:48:17 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6
Thanks for doing the study.

Lol.

42 posted on 09/01/2014 12:51:37 PM PDT by Flycatcher (God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
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To: blueunicorn6
please, do tell..what happens after the 7th, 8th and 9th beer?
any data shall be accumulated and dispensed to the populace..
should we even ask?
48 posted on 09/01/2014 1:38:01 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics in always to pick up a weapon...eh? "Bathhouse" 0'Mullah? d8^)
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