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Don't blame the dog. He was just trying to make himself some lentil soup.
1 posted on 08/30/2014 1:34:26 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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He was trying to heat up some bytes.


2 posted on 08/30/2014 1:36:47 PM PDT by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: nickcarraway

And this was Lois Lerners house?


3 posted on 08/30/2014 1:37:10 PM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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What was the laptop doing on the stove?


4 posted on 08/30/2014 1:37:19 PM PDT by fatnotlazy
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Ping


5 posted on 08/30/2014 1:37:48 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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puppy hit the wrong "on" switch.
bad puppy: *whine* "it was the cat!"
7 posted on 08/30/2014 1:40:13 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics in always to pick up a weapon...eh? "Bathhouse" 0'Mullah? d8^)
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laptop resting on the burner...

Brilliant!


8 posted on 08/30/2014 1:40:16 PM PDT by RedMDer (May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
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Sounds like my house. But I got smart and finally got a small dog.


9 posted on 08/30/2014 1:40:43 PM PDT by miss marmelstein (Richard III: Loyalty Binds Me)
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To: nickcarraway

Bad dog, no biscuit.


10 posted on 08/30/2014 1:41:55 PM PDT by dfwgator
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Get off the stove, puppy, you’re too young to ride the range!


13 posted on 08/30/2014 1:45:56 PM PDT by DeFault User (What is the state bird of New Jersey? --Trick question, there are no birds in New Jersey.)
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Dog———> from New Jersey———> and I didn’t do it.


16 posted on 08/30/2014 1:56:34 PM PDT by Dog (Founding member of the Osama Bin Laden was alive the whole time club..)
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New Jersey, huh?

“Nice laptop. Be a shame if anyting was ta happen to it.”

}:-)4


17 posted on 08/30/2014 2:00:57 PM PDT by Moose4 (Sufficiently feisty.)
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That was one smokin’ processor in that laptop !

(The poor pup probably felt neglected, and decided to take it out on the owner’s “toy” ;)


19 posted on 08/30/2014 2:02:37 PM PDT by mikrofon (Doggie BUMP)
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2 more bad dogs: Exhibit A and Eeeew!
21 posted on 08/30/2014 2:07:23 PM PDT by W. (Government: Moving at the speed of paper pushers pushing actual paper, until it benefits them)
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When my daughter started walking I bought a safety shield for the stove that blocks the top so she can’t grab a pot handle and it also covers the stove dials.


23 posted on 08/30/2014 2:09:24 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Boomshakalaka!)
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24 posted on 08/30/2014 2:11:38 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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A cat would never do this.


26 posted on 08/30/2014 2:13:46 PM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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New Jersey Dog Turns on Stove, Sets Fire to Laptop Resting on Burner

Would that be covered by Applecare?

28 posted on 08/30/2014 2:16:44 PM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (I want a Speaker who'll stick that pen and phone where no one but Reggie Love can find it!)
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That’s better than what my cat did, she just managed to set *herself* on fire on the stove.


30 posted on 08/30/2014 2:20:19 PM PDT by PLMerite (Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
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So, who ratted out the Dog, the Cat?

Did the Dig confess? Was he Waterdogged into it?


32 posted on 08/30/2014 2:22:57 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (THEY LIVE, and we're the only ones wearing the Sunglasses.)
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Thought he get fry up some hashtagbrowns.


35 posted on 08/30/2014 2:30:56 PM PDT by AU72
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