[ConservativeStatement]

The new sports report: Anchorettes giving updates from the locker room on gay man showering with straight men. ESPN will eventually have an all-homosexual channel.

[dfwgator]

Here are to the two new hosts for ESPN NFL GameDay.

[2ndDivisionVet]

“Eventually?”

[VerySadAmerican]

ESPN can have anything they want. They’re a monopoly.

[PGR88]

This is one of the many reasons i am starting to dislike the NFL.

[re_nortex]

If the NFL wants to attract real Americans again, this Michael Sam goon needs to be banished immediately and for life. Sodomites are just pedophiles in waiting.

[MichaelCorleone]

‘Sam is respecting our space’ - translation: the rest of the Rams told Sam in no uncertain terms, “If you know what’s good for you, you’ll stay the f away from us”

This is proof what a distraction it is to subject the team to social engineering. Anyone who has played ball knows it’s extremely difficult to win consistently this way.

[kiryandil]

I think it's a hoot that the Left has decided to invade the mental space of the Merkun Man who has been studiously ignoring their depredations, and concentrating on their NFL sports heroes to block out Zee Pol-O-Ticks.

My pal and I mock the Palace Guard media golf commentators: "Tiger-Tigga-Tooga-Tigga-Tiger-Tiger-Tooga-Tigger".

Soon, the NFL fans will be subjected to "Sam-Sam-Sammy-Simma-Sooma-Samma-Samma-Sam" all broadcast long. Whether or not the St. Louis ButtRams are actually playing.

It'll be delicious.

[AnotherUnixGeek]

"Chris Long: Dear ESPN,

Everyone but you is over it.

Howie Long's kid has it exactly right. Enough already. Sam has gotten some sacks and pressures in pre-season - he has some moves when rushing the passer but the analysts say he lacks initial burst. He probably won't make the Rams roster, but he might make their practice squad. And no one aside from the media, obsessed with portraying Sam as this generation's Jackie Robinson, gives a crap about his shower habits.

[skinkinthegrass]

nope, not "interested in the National Fairy League" anymore. 👎
watched rugby; give blood, no pads/so unlike NFL.

[IamConservative]

The thing I always had a problem with was the throng of reporters in the locker room when the team was trying to shower. Can’t you wait 10 minutes? Can I come and watch you shower reporterette? How this hasn’t led to a sexual harassment claim by a female reporter by now is surprising to me. Maybe it has. I’ve seen guys get up close to reporterttes for an “interview” and rub their junk on them trying to intimidate them - and that was 30 years ago.

[a fool in paradise]

“If you drop the soap, who picks it up?”