So. You like to get drunk and start fights.
God, you’re a loser.
I don’t start fights, and I am known as an exceedingly polite person. I’m not, however, good at de-escalating situations once someone decides to start something with me. I am rather self-righteous.
If that makes me a loser, so be it.
What I don’t get is that people like you would rather mess with someone instead of being a man and coming right out to talk to someone face to face.
If you we’re to say something to me like, “Hey excuse me sir, but could you move your seat back up a little bit? It’s hurting my knees.” then I would feel bad for you and have no problem accommodating you.
But if you were going to play those childish games you described, it would really set something off in my pea-brain.
By the way, are you a teetotaler or something? What’s wrong with having a few drinks on an airplane?