See post 7.
I would passive-aggressively get the point across without saying a word.
How long would you expect the person you are messing with to not say a word back?
I’d politely ask you to stop. If you didn’t, odds are I’d do something to you we’d both regret. I have a short fuse. Even shorter after a few drinks.
I’ve had a few physical confrontations in airplanes, ball parks and restaurants where people who think like you used their passive-aggressive tactics to wind me up.