I was on a flight once and had the aisle seat in the last row. The flight was full. After takeoff, I started up a conversation with the guy sitting next to me. He said he had just gotten married and they couldn’t get 2 seats together and she was in tears about 10 rows up. I said, “I can fix this.”, gathered my stuff, and went up to where the bride was sitting. I told her I knew of a guy in the last row who would like to sit next to his bride. She got up, gave me a hug and hurried back to sit with her husband. I sat down next to 2 women. One of them says, “What a nice thing to do.” I said, “Not really. This seat reclines.”
You should’ve told those two women that your name was Tonto Goldstein. (Old airline joke)