According to the first IPCC report some of these islands were supposed to be under water by 2010.
Maybe good old Hank Johnson shipped them a bunch of inner tubes to put under their island to keep it afloat.
Lurch is just like a TV game show host, isn’t he? He’s got to break for commercial: Climate change!—every few minutes.
Writer Michael Crichton wrote about it years ago too, name of the book escapes me. The name changes from global warming to climate change, and it will be something even more dire sounding next year, but the island still won’t be any smaller.
And in a few years the next Democrat will ask, “Fiery death?” and the islanders will again reply, “Huh?”