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Get this through your head, you charlatan: there’s no such thing as anthropogenic global warming, the gay gene, evolution, or the Tooth Fairy.

I can loan you a lighter to ignite the straw men you have set up. Most people do 1 or 2 -- 4 is a pretty high bar.

[Parody]

Should I also mention there’s no such thing as spontaneous generation, recapitulation, or Piltdown Man?

This article should be called 15 Retarded Defenses of the Evolution Hoax. There’s no science in it whatsoever.