This might be a chance to use the home-made dog repellant used by bicyclist
Get an atomizer (Spray bottle) and fill it with 7 or 8 drops of liquid dish washing soap, 2 table spoons of ammonia and top it off with tap water.
The stuff works like tear gas and will put even a large mean dog on the ground for 3 or 4 minutes. I have never used it on a person but Imagine the effect would be compatible. Put a mist of that into the eyes of anyone approaching your car and then ask them a dollar to spray them again.
If challenged by the police it is just soap.
The “squeegee man” in the photo seems to be holding a Windex (ammonia) type cleaner.
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