Red Dwarf Ping!
RIMMER (Sitting up) What do you mean, cheated?
KRYTEN There's no point in lying sir. You crept in here last night, knowing you were going to have a medical, and you copied the eye charts onto your shoes.
RIMMER I admit I might have taken a peek, but I'm a competitive man Kryten, always have been. That's what makes me what I am.
KRYTEN We're all perfectly well aware of what you are sir. Oh, the results. (Moves over to the panel, and returns with a small piece of card)
RIMMER (Standing) Ah, everything tickedyboo?
KRYTEN Would you like to take a seat for a moment sir?
RIMMER (Sitting on the bench) Problem?
KRYTEN You don't have any next of kin, do you sir?
RIMMER No, they all died of heart attacks. And not just heart attacks - aneurysms, strokes, brain clots, you name it.
KRYTEN Are you of the school that, when faced with bad news, prefers to hear that news naked and unvarnished, or are you of the ilk that prefers to live in happy and blissful ignorance of the nightmare you're facing.
RIMMER Ignorance, every time.
KRYTEN (Very cheerily) Congratulations sir! You've come storming through your medical with flying colours. See you next time.
RIMMER Everything's OK then?
KRYTEN Absolutely peachy.
RIMMER I want to know, Kryten, if there's something wrong.
KRYTEN If there were something wrong, sir, I would tell you.
RIMMER Even if I'd asked you not to?
KRYTEN Well no. In that case I would lie and tell you everything was absolutely peachy.
Lol. ..Rumbled!
Morning Nully. :)