Lol. ..Rumbled!
Morning Nully. :)
If it exists, there is a Red Dwarf of it...
LISTER The red, green, and blue alert signs are all flashing! What the smeg is happening?
KRYTEN Well, either we’re under attack, sir, or we’re having a disco.
[— 16 - Int. Starbug corridor —]
[KRYTEN, in ‘maximum jog’ mode, darts through a hatchway at the far end of the corridor and waddles speedily towards camera, heading toward the cockpit]
[— 17 - Model shot —]
[Starbug caught in the midst of a rippling disturbance. The craft is being buffeted violently]
[— 18 - Int. Starbug cockpit —]
[CAT, RIMMER present. Both are attempting to coax some reaction from the many consoles and panels ranged before them while avoiding showers of sparks thrown out by the sensitive equipment. Sirens and alerts continue to throw the scene into wild illumination, and RIMMER is spraying a hand-held fire extinguisher liberally around the cockpit]
CAT I’m locked out! Everything’s dead! Steering’s down, thrusters are down and we’re heading straight for that ion storm in sector 12!
[Enter LISTER, KRYTEN, assuming stations]
RIMMER Morning!