[Lucky9teen]

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[Yorlik803]

top five....woot woot

[Hoodat]

WOO HOO !!! TOP TEN !!!

[Dacula]

Top 8

[FroggyTheGremlim]

Woo-hoo Top Ten?!

[smokingfrog]

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[ConservativeChris]

In

[JRios1968]

Top 20?

[TADSLOS]

Top Two Oh.

[ErnBatavia]

Top twenty...or so...

Reportedly from Austin last week during Zer0's fundraising run:

[virgil283]

A third grader's joke

What do you call a deer with no eyes ? answer : 'No Idea'......................

{ no Eye deer}

[ken in texas]

[Dead Corpse]

Weird Al - Foil

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Top 627!!

[wdk535]

3 boys were fishing on the Potomac river. 0 was jogging by, slipped, and fell in the river. The boys pulled him out.
0 said, “You boys name anything you want.”
The first said, “Season tickets to Yankees games.”
0 says, “You got it”.
The second says, “Trip to Disneyland for me and my family.”
0 says, “You got it”.
The third says, “A motorized wheel chair.”
0 says, “Why would a healthy young man want a wheel chair?”
“When my dad finds out I pulled you out, I’m gonna need it.”

[Monkey Face]

Two weeks in a row: Top SOMETHING!

[martin_fierro]

[nothingnew]

Thanks again Lucky9teen.

FMCDH(BITS)

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President Obama was dining out one night and was about to order dessert when a presidential aide whispered into his ear, “Mr. President, I apologize for interrupting, but you’re out of money.” “Let me be clear,” President Obama said, “that is just partisan right-wing fear mongering.” “No, Mr. President,” the aide continued. “Your personal budget is out of money. We need your permission to pull money from another part of the budget and put it into your account.” While waiting for the aide to return, Barack began watching the TV on the wall. As President Obama watched, he noticed a child approaching him, holding something suspicious. Before Obama could react, Secret Service agents jumped on the child, throwing him to the floor and frisking him. “Why were you rushing the president?” one agent, gun drawn, said to the boy. “Mmmfff, rrmmmfff, bbmmmfff,” the boy said, his face mashed against the floor. “Mr. President, this appears to be a piggy bank,” another agent said. He shook the piggy and added, “There seems to be money inside.” After agents released the child, the boy regained his composure and said to President Obama, “Mr. President, I heard that you ran out of money, and I’d like to help.” He took his piggy bank from the Secret Service agent and gave it to the president. “I hope this is enough to pay your bill.” One of the aides whispered to Obama, “Mr. President, you can’t accept money from a child.” “Let me be frank,” President Obama replied. “He’s going to have to pay for my spending sooner or later, so he might as well start now.” _____ Q. What does Barack Obama call Richard Nixon? A. An amateur. _____ Obama has finally balanced the budget. The national debt is now the same size as the economy. _____ The liberals are asking us to give Obama more time. I think 25-to-life would be a good start. _____ After all is said and done, Obama has said more than he's done.