Posted on 07/15/2014 12:07:55 PM PDT by Olog-hai
The First Lady of these United States has declared war on Chick-fil-A.
It seems the home of plump juicy breasts and hot buttered buns has run afoul of the new Smart Snacks in School program. The program is a component of Mrs. Obama’s Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act of 2010.
The new government regulations require snack items served in public schools to have less than two hundred calories. That includes vending machines, lunch rooms and other campus food venues.
And that’s really bad news for kids at South Carolina’s Socastee High School. They’ve just learned they will no longer be allowed to buy Chick-fil-A sandwiches at school. “They don’t meet the standards,” Principal Paul Browning told the Myrtle Beach Sun News. “We’re struggling with it.” …
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She must own stock in Chick-fil-A or something. There’s no better way to boost sales than have the First Wookie rag on you.
What is wrong with this woman? What is her objection to “plump juicy breasts” and “hot buttered buns?”
I know! she sure didn’t mind them when she got her sex change!
I’m amazed at the level of self control she displays when giving dietary advice without busting into laughter
maybe if she had demonstrated that level of control around the frig, her ass wouldn’t be so huge
If she wants to make policy, then she should get herself elected to something.
Otherwise, she should shut her pie hole and butt out.
or some of Barry's crack filled pies?
This lard-ass doesn’t like this company because they have Christian virtues and close on Sundays.
She’s a very overweight disgusting example for our kids and has no legal position to tell us what or what not to eat. I’m fed up with this grifter.
Let’s schedule another BUY-COTT!!
When shall we again create hour long lines for all of the opening hours of Chick-fil-a???
Our Chic-fil-a is full of homeschoolers at lunch time. I doubt chic-fil-a minds the free publicity again.
You nailed it.
Dang. I’d buy a Chik-Fil-A sangy every day would that there was one up here. The worst part is that my passport expired last month, and I can’t even go get one for at least 8 weeks now!
The wookie shows her jealousy.. wanting those plump, juicy breasts and the hot buttered buns of others.
I think this describes the real problem. Michelle feels inadequate.
Mrs. Obama (aka Lardass) can take a flying leap at a picket fence.
***It seems the home of plump juicy breasts and hot buttered buns***
For a moment I thought this was about HOOTERS!
Sorry. I could not help myself.
***African fat cakes ***
Next it will be Haitian mud cakes.
It seems that "Queen Nevertiti" should take her not-hot lardo buns out of the school lunch business & keep to tending her WH garden...
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