Posted on 07/15/2014 12:07:55 PM PDT by Olog-hai
The First Lady of these United States has declared war on Chick-fil-A.
It seems the home of plump juicy breasts and hot buttered buns has run afoul of the new Smart Snacks in School program. The program is a component of Mrs. Obamas Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act of 2010.
The new government regulations require snack items served in public schools to have less than two hundred calories. That includes vending machines, lunch rooms and other campus food venues.
And thats really bad news for kids at South Carolinas Socastee High School. Theyve just learned they will no longer be allowed to buy Chick-fil-A sandwiches at school. They dont meet the standards, Principal Paul Browning told the Myrtle Beach Sun News. Were struggling with it.
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she’s in the new Star Wars movie, right?
Hey moochie. STFU and LUTFA!
Maybe she can send them some African fat cakes she likes so much.
Can’t schools opt out of federal lunch programs and feed kids based on their own judgment???
More for Michelle.
Where does this bitch get off, telling us what to eat?
Stuff it, you Marxist hag.
Simple answer. Ignore her. Unless they already took the money. Then it’s tough noogies.
She wants our children emaciated, flies on their faces carrying empty rice bowls.
Make the kids pinky swear to share their sandwich with a friend. Pinky swears are legally binding for minors, right?
Shouldn't that be ... a-fowl ??? [arrr, arrr, arrr]
Mooch cornered the market, i.e. she's sitting on them.
They’d lose all the federal subsidies.
This is the reason most schools get as many kids on subsidized school lunches as possible.
A kid can buy any drug of his choice on school grounds but not a chicken sandwich.
I’ve asserted for quite some time that the self-defined “elite” desire a huge difference between their lives and that of the masses.
Since they have diminishing returns on making their lives better, the easier way to increase the difference is to diminish the lives of others.
When is she going to declare war on her own six-axe-handle-sized bum?
Shove it, moochie.
And, while you’r at it...the horse you rode in on also.
No one gives a smelly Obama what the h*ll you pretend to think.
Get a job.
Which might be hard since neither you nor your dorky husband has never held a real one.
She’s doing more to raise young Republicans than we ever could...
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