He could be guilty of Conspiracy to Commit Condiments or Aggravated Seasoning.
LOL’s - Mayo, magic ingredients. Eggs, oil, maybe some corn sweetener ... whip it into a frenzy, serve. mussies don’t like that? He’s eating isn’t he?
I've heard through the grapevine he's also guilty of soliciting the Lords of all government stupid stuff...The Department of Silly Walks"!!!!
This guy needs to go.
FMCDH(BITS)