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To: Lucky9teen

The Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the Arizona desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

“Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk.”

“Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. “

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There’s raw bacon, there’s fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.

“Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree.”

“Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don’t forget.”

“Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree.”

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 meters, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

“Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!”

“Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? “

“Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees a ham bush....”


43 posted on 07/11/2014 8:20:20 AM PDT by Twotone (Marte Et Clypeo)
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To: Twotone

Ham bush!! LOLOL


47 posted on 07/11/2014 8:42:56 AM PDT by trillabodilla (For I am the LORD, I change not; Malachi 3:6a)
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To: Twotone
Ooooooooh. Emmmmmmm. Geeeeeeeee. and LOL
69 posted on 07/11/2014 8:00:01 PM PDT by JouleZ (You are the company you keep.)
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