Yes, unicorn horns for cats are an actual thing you can buy. [Title shortened.]

Metro [UK] ^ | 1 Jul 2014 | Caroline Westbrook

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So just what do you get for the cat who has everything? Well, how about one of these – an actual inflatable unicorn horn designed specifically for the feline in your life.

The item – yours for a mere £6.40 on Amazon – will not only look very fetching on your kitty but may also help you realise your dream of turning your pet into a mythical, magical creature.

Alternatively, it may just make them look like a cat with a large inflatable object strapped to their head. But nonetheless we are assured from the box that ‘cats love it’ (yup, the one in the above picture looks like he’s having a whale of a time).

Of course if you don’t want to splash out for the actual inflatable horn – especially given the obvious possibility for your cat to get a little over-enthusiastic and burst it – you could always try turning your cat into a unicorn via more unconventional methods.

For starters, we have this gorgeous ginger kitty modelling this ambitious effort:

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It was obvious, but I got there first.

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Worked, dinnit?

[Darksheare]

They were hunted to extinction on account of tasting good.

[Darksheare]

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!

[ansel12]

I have heard that the meat essence of a unicorn was irresistible to the right winger hunters, but to extinction?

The horror.

I can still dream of a future of unicorns running between the windmills of my dreams and dodging the carcasses of bald eagles as they deliver rainbows and enlightenment.

[Darksheare]

I’m sorry, it’s just..the delicious aroma of fresh BBQ unicorn..we just couldn’t stop eating them!

[ansel12]

That is sick, sick, sick!!!.........but I will admit that I have never had them fresh, only frozen.

Is there really a lot of difference?

[octex]

Someone here on FR who knows how should send this to Greg Gutfeld at Fox News. He will manage to turn it into something funny on either The Five or Red Eye. He has long been a unicorn fan and always makes fun of his buddy Andy Levy, who has lots of cats.

I searched for a way to send it to him, but all I could get was FBook and Twitter. I don’t do either one.

[Darksheare]

Yes.
It is usually juicier and more tender.

[Darksheare]

Annnd now I’m hungry again.

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You’ve seen her before?

[Darksheare]

Accidentally called yog-sothoth when I did!

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http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/red-eye/email

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They’re probably old drinking buddies.

[Darksheare]

“Spin the bottle with Ephriam Waite”

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That would explain the Dunwich Horror.

[Darksheare]

And other things. Innsmouth.

[Gefn]

They also make an evil unicorn horn in black.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/1554/

I think it’s funnier,

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I’ve never known a cat that would put up with having that thing on their head. Dogs, on the other hand...

"End my misery."

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