While I was driving to work I saw a guy texting on his phone while driving! I was disgusted so I lowered my window and threw my beer at him.
I just finished reading a news article about Hillary’s hospitalization for a blood clot in her head, presumably as a result of the concussion of a couple of weeks ago. A blogger wrote that he’d overheard a reporter asking Bill about the situation. Reporter: “Bill how is Hillary’s head?” Bill “Well, she’s no Monica but I’ve got no complaints”.
Bought my wife a car for her birthday.
She put on a license plate liner that says “Happiness is being single.”