Reminds me of a story.
Worked in big hospital on surgical pre and post op floor. One of the 3-11 staff was a very light in the loafers male LPN nurse. His job was to do all the male shaves on this busy 60 bed unit. This was back in the era of nipples to knees pre-op preps.
There was never a happier LPN in all of the state than this guy. He SANG through his work. Grinning from ear to ear. I would check up on him occasionally, never found anything untoward, but often the guys he was shaving looked a bit trapped.
I hear ya...I know what you mean.Your post reminds *me* of a story from my battles.One day,out of the blue,I got a memo from my boss,the VP of Ambulatory Services,that in future all patients that we transported down to "Ward X" (pathology) were to be transported by *two* people,at least least one of whom must be female.Long story short,I never knew of any of our staff who had even been "inappropriate" with any of our most unfortunate patients but then I was "administration" and that would have been a "nursing" issue.But we did have one male nurse's aide who was,as you say,*very* light in the loafers and he did disappear mysteriously at about the time of this memo.But then,the memo could have simply been the result of an article that Legal saw in "Hospital Lawyer" monthly...some article about a hospital that had been successfully sued for millions for...well,you know.
had even been “inappropriate” = had ever been “inappropriate”