*snicker*
I can just see you and my husband with a tankard of beer, snarling over a roaring fire, with the remains of your kill (that you took down with nothing more than a spear and perhaps a large stone) sizzling over the flames...
STOP SHAVING. BE WONDERFUL FUZZY BEASTS. YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED OT BE HAIRLESS WOMEN OR PRE-PUBESENT INFANTS.
You’re supposed to kill things and take things and be harry... dammit. You are male. Enjoy that.
Lord knows, we appreciate it.
“...I can just see you and my husband with a tankard of beer, snarling over a roaring fire, with the remains of your kill (that you took down with nothing more than a spear and perhaps a large stone) sizzling over the flames...”
Hey! I can see us doing that!
But I would be TOTES clean-shaven!
[jk]
MARRY ME !!! ; )