MARRY ME !!! ; )
Sorry, brother! But I was already clubbed over the head and dragged back to a cave.
It was shockingly easy for me to snare a hairy beast of my own. All I had to do was appreciate the male and offer him a sammich. Next thing I knew, he was claiming me as his own and giving me all of his money. It all happened pretty fast...
Over the years, he’s pretty happy with what I’ve done with the money; thus, I’ve been able to keep him. (Plus, there’s always more sammiches... and roasts. He really likes my roast.)
Oh, crap. My daughter wants to know if you’re single and if you’re 20-30 pounds ‘overweight’...
(She’s 22 and too interested.)
(She also likes fuzzy men who hunt... do you hunt?)