Nascar SCS Toyota - Save Mart 350 at Sonoma Raceway Sunday June 22 on TNT at 3:00 PM ET

Nascar ^

[mabarker1]

http://www.jayski.com/news/stats/2014/story/_/page/16-Sonoma-2014-Qualifying-Lineup#results

Anybody having trouble creating a link today? I’ve tried several times and it no worky.

[mabarker1]

Boris Said defends home during fires, had SCUBA Gear ready

Weird now I can make linky's...

Screw it mix another drink and move on

[mabarker1]

Debbie Mullins ‏@Bama1Nana @DaleJr found this picture we had taken at Talladega a few years back

Fan pic sent to JR's Twitter.

[SgtBob]

Good pic....I remember when I was young, and good lookin’. Didn’t last long...maybe third, or fourth grade;-)

Good morning, folks!

Got a sheet of drywall, some tape and mud to repair damages caused by hastily retreating dogs fearing the wrath of MrsSgtBob....after (insert calamity) happens to Junebug.

[Chode]

there's a pair of ACES...

[Chode]

hey Hey HEY!!!! don't talk like that... 8^)

[SgtBob]

Gameday shirt...the back has a big 88....kind tough to take a pic of yer own back.

[nascarnation]

The difference between well paid wage slave and wealthy owner.

BTW did anybody watch that Nationwide race it was big fun.

[Chode]

i love it... my racebuddy's nephew works for Hendricks Racing and got me a real team 88 hat i wear racedays

[Deadeye Division]

What’s the over/under on the number of times during today’s race that television announcers and pit reporters call Gordon’s crew chief “Gufstason” instead of Gustafson?

[mabarker1]

LOL!!! Boy Scout Drywall Service! Be Prepared is Our motto...

Morning Sarge

[mabarker1]

Yes Sir

[mabarker1]

HAHAHAHA I have full confidence in Ya to pull it off!

I’m afraid to make custom flags for this week after the Fathers Day truck escapade.

[mabarker1]

True

Yes! once they got started. Mama even watched it with interest and She hates road courses.

They need to take the Cup cars there. or Mid Ohio/Road Atlanta.

[B4Ranch]

Mooresville, NC

Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew.
This announcement followed Gordon’s decision to take advantage of President Obama’s
stimulus scheme for employing Black Harlem teenagers. The decision to hire
them was brought about by a recent documentary on how welfare drawing black
street gangs from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6
seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon’s existing crew could only do
it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars’ worth of high tech equipment. It
was thought to be politically correct and a bold move by Gordon’s management
team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.

UPDATE
However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the crew’s first practice
session, not only was the inexperienced black crew able to change all 4 wheels
in under 6 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had repainted it, altered the
VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt, Jr., for 10 cases of Bud, a
bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon’s wife in the shower.

[mabarker1]

ROFLMAOPIMP!!!!!I LOVE IT!!!

[prisoner6]

Checking in....here we go!

It never rains in CA.

[prisoner6]

Mrs P6 and I are LOL with beer out my nose...mrs p6 is raspberry tea.

[mabarker1]

[SgtBob]

Jus’ blew beer outta mah nose!