To: nickcarraway
Are they sure the pig didn’t run away from the BBQ after setting the charges?
2 posted on
06/02/2014 4:43:13 PM PDT by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
To: nickcarraway; sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Aloysius88; Altariel; Americanwolf; ...
The Bacon Conspiracy arises!
Obviously the bacon on the hoof was involved in the explosion!
3 posted on
06/02/2014 4:45:39 PM PDT by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows; Clive; exg; Alberta's Child; albertabound; AntiKev; backhoe; ...
To all- please ping me to Canadian topics.
Canada Ping!
4 posted on
06/02/2014 4:57:01 PM PDT by
Squawk 8888
(I'd give up chocolate but I'm no quitter)
To: nickcarraway
HaHa!!
bbq sauce missing? you’ve been Isabelled
missing your butcher knife? Isabelle
bbq flames up? - Isabelle’s fault
bbq won’t light? - Isabelle again
6 posted on
06/02/2014 5:03:46 PM PDT by
blueplum
To: nickcarraway
"I knew things'd go bad once Arnold joined the 'Hog Liberation Front'..."
7 posted on
06/02/2014 5:04:40 PM PDT by
COBOL2Java
(I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
To: nickcarraway
She did it no doubt. The question is, do the pigs have the chops to make her squeal?
To: nickcarraway
11 posted on
06/02/2014 5:38:13 PM PDT by
Rides_A_Red_Horse
(Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
To: nickcarraway; All
pig: *running* "..that's the last time, I let that German Shepherd
take the keys in the heist...maybe, it was the d@nm! cat again.
14 posted on
06/02/2014 5:46:16 PM PDT by
skinkinthegrass
(The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Bathhouse/"Rustler" Reid? d8-)
To: nickcarraway
I had pretty much the same thing happen to me at my eldest son’s November birthday party back in ‘85. One of the 200+ pound pigs we had raised all summer escaped as we were loading her into the pickup box to take to the local abattoir. After several hours of fruitless chase, we decided to let her hunger help find her own way back to our place and proceded with the planned evening bonfire and party... I suppose some neighbour had seen the pig and phoned the police about the menace to traffic because as darkness fell, a squad care rolled into our driveway and SSgt Bull(yes) asked, “Are you missing a pig?” The RCMP officer helped me lure the pig out of the blackberry thicket across the highway and put her in the truck for her last ride.
Meanwhile, the boy had got the bonfire going real good... fortunately, everything worked out fine!
We still have laughs over that one!
Burning the chickenhouse down, not so much...;^)
16 posted on
06/02/2014 6:05:31 PM PDT by
headsonpikes
(Mass murder and cannibalism are the twin sacraments of socialism - "Who-whom?"-Lenin)
To: nickcarraway
19 posted on
06/02/2014 6:38:08 PM PDT by
Bigg Red
(1 Pt 1: As he who called you is holy, be holy yourselves in every aspect of your conduct.)
To: nickcarraway
Moose, cheese, sister, pig?
20 posted on
06/02/2014 6:44:07 PM PDT by
BuckeyeTexan
(There are those that break and bend. I'm the other kind. ~Steve Earle)
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