What is the best advice you've ever received?

[MNDude]

Maybe it was some wise warning your dad once gave you, or maybe it was something useful your coach told you that still guides you today, but what would you consider that best advice you've ever received?

[rlmorel]

Hahahaha...that’s like “Take an aspirin a day...”

...and place it between your knees!”

[AlexW]

“Plastics.”
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Been there, done that. Injection molding was my first business. After that it was the two-way radio business.
Yes, I do remember “The Graduate” :).

[xrmusn]

The early bird catches the worm.
But that doesn’t say much for the worm that got up early.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Made real good money in pay phones (remember those?) then many years late refinancing until Katrina came along.

[MattinNJ]

Joel Osteen from Every Day is Friday. Wake up each day thankful and happy for what you have. It’s truly a blessing. (And I am not religious). Dave Ramsey from Financial Peace- everything that dude says. My dad-never fight a losing battle. Several people- it’s better to ask forgiveness than permission. To not be fat eat 10 calories per desired weight (if you want to weigh 200 lbs eat 2000 calories) lift 4 x a week, do cardio 4x a week.

[MrsEmmaPeel]

You are never alone and will always be loved.

[Romulus]

Friends come and friends go, but enemies accumulate.

You’re only young for a while, but you can be immature forever.

Men are stupid; women are crazy.

[dfwgator]

The early bird catches the worm.

But the second mouse gets the cheese.

[dangerdoc]

If you find a pair of comfortable shoes, buy a second pair right away because you won’t be able to find them when the first pair wear out.

[ansel12]

“Always have someone hold your beer when you are doing something really exciting and memorable”.

[dr_lew]

Not it!

Eliot from Harvard: the hitchickers you need .. the hitchhikers you picked up need the pills from your car, please go to the information station right away."

[ansel12]

I have a pay phone and a wooden phone booth.

[2ndDivisionVet]

As a decorative item?

[RPTMS]

I’m not so sure about that, given the alternative at the time.

[RPTMS]

I’m not so sure about that, given the alternative at the time.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

Never give good advice.

People most likely won't follow it.

But those that do will deserve everything that happens to them.

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

If she keeps talking about her husband....she’s is comparing him to you and her husband is coming up short.

[ansel12]

It all works, except for taking money, the coins pass through.

[Citizen Zed]

Keep your words soft and sweet just in case you have to eat them.

[Democrat_media]

Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part

I tell that to all democrats who all love government

also

“government is the problem”