A guy was driving his truck to Arizona across Death Valley when the truck broke down.
He remembers a gas station some miles back and decides to walk to it and get help. It’s about 110 in the shade and after a while, no gas station and he’s out of water.
A little later, he’s totally spent and then, he sees the gas station. With what energy he has left, I starts to run for it, only to find it was a mirage. He collapses.
Now, near death in the middle of the desert with no one around to save him, he rolls over to his back, looks up to the Heavens and asks, “Why me Lord? Why me?”
From above, a deep booming voice replies, “Because Ralph, there’s something about you that just pisses me off!”
I like that but Ralph is not my name.
He would surely be saying my name in that one.
There are times when I look up and say “What? You got nothing better to do?”