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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 05/16/2014 5:48:43 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Love a Tree Day
When: Always on May 16th
It's Love a Tree Day. So, go out and give a tree a great big hug.
Trees are a good thing. They give us shade, comfort and warmth. They give off oxygen, too. There are many, many benefits provided by trees. So, you have good reason to love a tree or two.
Everyone has a favorite kind of tree. Use today to identify a tree you love, and to pamper it. Give it a trim. Eliminate competitors around it. Feed it a dose of fertilizer. Tree spikes work great. And, give the tree some water, if it is thirsty.
Important Note: On Love a Tree Day, your attention must be turned toward trees. A bush or a shrub just won't do.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; ofst; silliness; treehugger
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To: Lucky9teen
Woohoo!! It’s Friday!!!!!!
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posted on
05/16/2014 5:49:23 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...
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posted on
05/16/2014 5:50:27 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: ShadowAce
I love me some Friday Silliness Thread!
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posted on
05/16/2014 5:51:08 AM PDT
by
MagnoliaB
To: Lucky9teen
I normally just lurk on this thread, but with the week I’m having with clients I really need this and I want to thank you for preparing it.
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posted on
05/16/2014 5:51:29 AM PDT
by
glennaro
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/16/2014 5:53:06 AM PDT
by
secret garden
(Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/16/2014 5:53:22 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/16/2014 5:55:04 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Izzy Dunne
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posted on
05/16/2014 5:56:01 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Lucky9teen
WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO
TGIF
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posted on
05/16/2014 5:56:08 AM PDT
by
Currentriverrat
(People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
To: absolootezer0; AmericanMade1776; andy58-in-nh; AngryCapitalist; AppyPappy; april15Bendovr; ...
CAPTION THIS
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posted on
05/16/2014 5:57:06 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: Lucky9teen
I married a centaur!
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posted on
05/16/2014 5:57:13 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: All
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posted on
05/16/2014 5:57:15 AM PDT
by
musicman
(Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
To: Lucky9teen
That is a great cartoon. I just subscribed to Branco.
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posted on
05/16/2014 5:58:20 AM PDT
by
Ditter
To: Lucky9teen
Allah? Can you hear me now?
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posted on
05/16/2014 5:58:28 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/16/2014 5:59:45 AM PDT
by
SMARTY
("When you blame others, you give up your power to change." Robert Anthony)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/16/2014 6:00:59 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/16/2014 6:01:06 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Lucky9teen
RETARDED” GRANDPARENTS
Written by a third grader, on what his grandparents do.
After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following:
We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a tin box that has wheels, but its strapped to the ground. They ride around on their bicycles, and wear name tags, because they don’t know who they are anymore.
They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, they do exercises there, but they don’t do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but they all just jump up and down in it with hats on. At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape.
Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night - early birds. Some of the people can’t get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck. My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and, says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.
PRICELESS
Forward to all your “retarded grandparent” friends. Or just your “retarded” friends.
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posted on
05/16/2014 6:01:10 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
To: Lucky9teen
Proof men are polite:
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posted on
05/16/2014 6:01:14 AM PDT
by
mykroar
(We fight, get beat, rise, and fight again. - Nathanael Greene)
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